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10 O’Clocker: And We’re Off!

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Good evening.

836,357 people have assured me this evening that I need to lose weight and brush up my social skills a bid has been accepted for long term Chicken Badge allergy sufferer Luka Modric.

If this is the case then goodbye and good riddance. Ooh …’nasty Harry’ I hear you say. Well, not really. My bitter sentiments don’t get borne out of boredom. Chancers like Luka and Dimitar could have stayed where they where and been an integral part of something good. Something worthwhile.

But when we are dealing with these type of half men …who spiritually come from a place so low that even the rats are hunchbacked …what can one expect?

Will a deal on Modders include a Noel Edmond’s Saturday Swap Shop stylee player plus cash deal? I sincerely doubt it.Will this spark a flurry of Tottingham shaped transfer activity? I sincerely doubt it. But Levy & Co are 100% working overtime…

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  • BrizzleSpur says:

    Lets hope it’s the right deal for Spurs and not Luka.

  • BedfordshireSpud says:

    A big rat-sized dent in the Spanish economy. I shall avoid the telly so that I miss the sly smile when he arrives.

    At least AVB is in Portugal watching Porto tonight. Busy I hope.

  • Ronnie says:

    “…But when we are dealing with these type of half men who spiritually come from a place so low that even the rats are hunchbacked …what can one expect?” :-D :-D

    Truth is; Modric is not entirely irreplaceable. But unfortunately the earlier trust I had placed in AVB’s “modern” and tactically rich methods disappeared with his newfound love for the donkey Jenas. He (AVB) is still learning the trade and is not yet astute enough to identify real talent…and distinguish it from real rubbish such as Jenas. He’s easily fooled.

    I think its time I became more pragmatic and stopped this sentimental attachment I have for Spurs. A club that still plays Jenas in a vital area such as Central Midfield in 2012…having signed and watched his pathetic displays since 2005…is simply not serious about winning anything.

    Sorry but, this is probably yet another wasted season…

    Is Levy really as good as we suppose him to be?

    • Eton Trifle says:

      I think his love for ***** is unconfirmed. He has only played him in a few preseason games which hopefully does not prove anything. Let’s wait and see who starts against the Toon before we judge the man too harshly. However, that being said, if he does start ***** then I will have no choice but to concur….

    • Razspur says:

      Jenas is playing the pre season games because he has NOT convinced AVB of his ability or lack thereof.

    • Rennix says:

      Levy from the director’s box: “Look into my eyes. Look into my eyes. The eyes. The eyes. Not around my eyes. Look into my eyes. You’re under.”

  • aidyj7 says:

    I’m not even sure if we’d got Champions league he would have stayed. He’s been stinking up the joint like chicken shit, this could be bull shit, but more than likely he’ll be gone like shit off a stick, we might have to duck as the shit hits the fan or we might be happier than a pig in shit when we sign moutinho, either way I’ve stopped giving a shit, bye bye luka

  • Cecil Gaybody says:

    Will we invest more money on new players than we get
    from selling them.
    Levy/Lewis have spent peanuts compared to our
    rivals. £6 million net in 6 transfer windows
    shows why are best players always want to leave

    • MysteriousStranger says:

      Was Harry at the helm for those 6 windows you refer to? If the answer is yes, the answer as to why Levy kept the purse shut is just around the corner.

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