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10 O’Clocker: And We’re Off!

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Good evening.

836,357 people have assured me this evening that I need to lose weight and brush up my social skills a bid has been accepted for long term Chicken Badge allergy sufferer Luka Modric.

If this is the case then goodbye and good riddance. Ooh …’nasty Harry’ I hear you say. Well, not really. My bitter sentiments don’t get borne out of boredom. Chancers like Luka and Dimitar could have stayed where they where and been an integral part of something good. Something worthwhile.

But when we are dealing with these type of half men …who spiritually come from a place so low that even the rats are hunchbacked …what can one expect?

Will a deal on Modders include a Noel Edmond’s Saturday Swap Shop stylee player plus cash deal? I sincerely doubt it.Will this spark a flurry of Tottingham shaped transfer activity? I sincerely doubt it. But Levy & Co are 100% working overtime…

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  • Spurting Burt says:

    I believe everyone has fallen out of love with that rat boy & a deal now while we have a chance to spend is better & over seas is mighty fine with me. Would like to see a Kaka or even Sahin in the deal if it’s Madrid but the wage department won’t allow it.
    Onwards & upwards old girl!

  • david says:

    I see Benzema and Ribery are in a spot of bother with the law. Cross them off our shopping list.

  • Edspur says:

    836,358th?

  • WhutdaYId says:

    I will believe it when I see it!

  • Paul says:

    No offence mr Hotspur, I chuckle when I read your site, but come on, lol how many of your ITK info actually come’s off?
    Keep trying but this one was always going to happen.
    I wanna hear the Ginger ninja was signing a replacement for the rat in Porto tonight, then 2 strikers, along with cover for Bale and Azza because were dreaming if we think we will be anywhere near Europa places let alone CL births.

    no point anyone slatting AVB in 6 months because we all know whats going to happen, slow torture by every other clubs fans whilst it happens along with most of the uk media.
    There waiting for AVB with fleet street cleavers!!! Arry in the background with a shovel:)

    • Bobbles says:

      Does this mean tyou’re saying that Modric -> Madrid is still classified as ITK?

    • Razspur says:

      An ITK is a football expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.

    • Bobbles says:

      Hey, maybe he’ll prove us all wrong, nail a starting place, win the Champions League and enjoy his £150k a week.

      And who could jolly well blame him.

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