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Krankies’ Back And Here’s Both Goals!

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Nico Kranjcar has been subject to a number of transfer rumours of late.

Depressingly, I see yet another one of these new Spurs blogs has struck a new low and even C&P’d from the NOTW that Newcastle are also in for him. Look, arrival of VdV was bound to cause ripples, but it’s a grim game afoot here that Krankie is targeted as the man on the way out. Presumably on the basis he could probably command something resembling a transfer fee. Unlike some.

Tottenham have a lot of football ahead of them. And as I get kind of bored of pointing out to those gentle souls who think one player per place is a viable plan, that requires depth. What about suspensions? What about injuries?

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to spot this guff a mile off either. Anyone notice how so many alleged ITK’s had no real info to peddle in the summer, so they came up with a new spin? Quite cunning if you were only trying to deceive a 6 year old. It goes a little something like this…‘The two clubs have agreed a deal but it won’t happen until January…’

The NOTW are many things but they aren’t too daft. But this is actually funny. They’ve taken it one step further. In a blissfully quote free piece is this little gem: ‘The Toon want the Croatian international to sign a pre- contract deal [in January] so that he can move to St James’ Park for nothing next summer.’

Yeah and I’ve got Sylvie Van der Vaart popping round on Monday to arrange to give me a back rub in 2011.

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  • Trembly says:

    I’ve a pal in Cyprus who’s predicted that Krankie will get an unexpected chance to shine soon, in one of those oh-no/oh-yes scenarios when we have one of our best players injured for a spell, and he stops in to save out bacon (or beef/turkey/tofu bacon for those who don’t partake of the pork). Up to now, he’s been spot on in every aspect of Krankies career. So much so that they call him the Niko-Seer.

  • Trembly says:

    PS If we’re still striker shy after the next transfer window, I say we promote from within. I’m possibly one of the few who might think Harry is very much Kane and able.

  • Astromesmo says:

    The web tittle-tattle that always makes me laugh is any story starring the timeless phrase “Player-swap exclusive”. What do they think modern football is… Kids in the playground trading bloody Panini cards? Has nobody worked out yet that Spurs are a Plc and as such, carrying out a transfer like weighing up a 1/4 of cola cubes by eye in the local newsagent isn’t going to quite cut the mustard. End of rant.

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