It has been announced that an urgent nationwide hunt is on for two men who went missing under ‘suspicious circumstances’ in North London yesterday evening.
The men have been named as Dougie Maicon and Wesser Sneijder. It is understood that both men were involved in a game of football that kicked off a little after 19.45 last night in the London borough of Haringay.
The appeal for information has swamped switchboards this morning but bizarrely all sightings completely cease minutes into what experts are calling, ‘the second half’.
Dougie Maicon, was last seen flagging down a taxi at half time and those heading up the investigation are very keen to speak to the driver of the vehicle.
The second man, who has been previously linked with a recent World Cup final disappearance was spotted being passed to and from several men in Lilywhite shirts who we understand, ‘took turns keeping him in their pockets’.
If you can help in any way, please contact our Grouptoppers Dept HERE.
nope sorry,
but on a different note.. .. .. my kinder half while watching the replay again today asked “what the f*#k is down his shorts” to then i noticed it…… that cant surly be his c0ck could it????
triffic
Awesome team effort. Get in spurs!!! Buzzing.
I had to put on Sky Sports News this morning before work just make sure it wasn’t a dream!
Questions need to be asked as to why we are level on points with WBA if we can play like that.
Wore a smart jacket to work in my office on my own today. Cos I feel more important now…COYS!