Werder Bremen announced today their list of players unfit to play in tonight’s fixture totals 11. In an exclusive interview earlier this morning with Thomas Schaaf the Bremen coach I was told, ‘Zey are alles die ganze Zeit betrunken H, meine alte mate.’
‘Zer Füße areswollen und nutzlos.’ Tom went on, ‘Ich bin eine bit kippered.’
This of course is a malaise not unique to those Sausage Side but here too in these once proud, Spectic Isles.
Arry Redschnapps announced that their was a question mark over Gareth Bale after a shoulder of Gordons Gin injury was picked up at the Emptycrates and admitted Raphael Van Der Vaart is, ‘struggling’ with a half case of vintage Champagne.
The consequences of tonight’s game are straightforward enough. If Werder Bremen lose they exit the competition. If Spurs win then they will have qualified for the next round. Hurrah. The outcome of what other permutations lead to are beyond me.
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Bale gets hurt by exaggerating the fall after he was fouled. Yes we were awarded a free kick and it turned out to be the winning goal of the match. But I am sure we would have been awarded the spot kick anyway, even if he had not thrown his arms up. Someone needs to tell the boy to stay away avoidable injuries
walcott did that and dislocated his shoulder. haha.
what a tool
If za zermans are so injury ravaged and have a poor record of late, I fully expect us to smash them tonight. With or without vdv and bale. ‘We have the best squad in the league’ … ‘We play in the best league in the world’ … Just to mention a few…
Quite right, this ought to be a historic game.
We should win this one at a canter but we don’t do canter but drama,missing Big Tom means we have less defensive cover and creativity. Who is going to hit them killer passes and switch play our pass completion was very poor at only 69 percent at the 45 mins prem leaders Arsenal. This would be my line up Gomes Corluka Bassong Gallas Ekotto—Lennon—Kaboul====Modric—- Bale- Crouch— Defoe.This would depend on Van not being fit.
If JJ can cancel out Marin, we’ll do well. Can we get a repeat of Saturday’s level of concentration that we had in the 2nd half? Come on the Yids!
I wanted to take my 70 year old grandad to the arse game last Saturday, but was put off by the rumours that if OAP’s sang along with the Spurs fans and celebrated the goals, ex gooner players would be sent out to verbally abuse and physically attack them. Apparently AFC have licensed the ex players to pursue the OAP’s even into private boxes to kick their heads in. Former captain McLintock and several of his heavies have been instructed to ensure that no old ‘un that wants to join in is safe at the hemorrhoids.