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‘Sold As Seen, Mate’ – Arry Redschnapps

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PSB is officially on the forecourt. In between the Vauxhall Verruca and the Datsun Dilemma.

Arry has announced that a loan is out and they are simply waiting for the best offer to come. Mooted names are the Vancouver Hubcaps, Aston Villa and Colchester United.

The highest bid? That’s cold. Colder than a Cumbrian pensioner. But if this doesn’t reflect how low Keane’s stock has fallen, how distant his glorious era in the Lilywhite shirt now is, nothing else will.

So, Birmingham Away then.

Birmingham have dished up some unedifying stuff this season and the Tottingham of old would have been sorely tempted to wander up to St Andrews, play head tennis for a bit and come home clutching either a point or a letter from their mum explaining it was ‘a bit cold’ or Birmingham are ‘a tough side to break down’.

So let’s hope that we are the ones that are tough to break down and we get into them from the off playing something as close as we can muster to push and run.

Oh and if there’s a penalty, Modders takes it.

BIOYBC!

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  • Astromesmo says:

    Finally! Made it past DL’s armed Server guards and got ‘over the wire’! Quick, find me a motorbike so that I can try and jump the border fences… The sweet smell of fresh air, oh, never mind.

    HH, whatever piece of tin foil or chewing gum wrapper you jammed in the aerial socket, leave it there and for heaven’s sake don’t turn on the christmas lights. The fuse will blow.

    Now… Birmingham. Hmmmmm.

    Does the word ‘grind’ come into play today?

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      How dare you. That is a top of the range gentleman’s coat-hanger. ‘Made in British’ on the sticker beneath the chap in the Busby.

  • Astromesmo says:

    Slope, I think you walked in on the middle of a several year long conversation, so you might be a bit confused. Maybe join in, you might enjoy it.

  • bdog4037 says:

    it cant be gold all the time can it . hh is after all just another of us mere mortals. just have to be patient and wait for the gems to appear :whistle:

  • jerkinmahjurgen says:

    More James May than Jeremy Clarkson

  • bdog4037 says:

    time for a nap before the game wake me at 12 45 am please . coys

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