Blogs

Andy Carroll Looks Like A Bin Man

|
Image for Andy Carroll Looks Like A Bin Man

I just don’t see it and more to the point, if it did happen it would be a bad thing.

Spurs undoubtedly have a striker problem. Some might say, ‘when haven’t they?’ But Carroll to me simply doesn’t fit the bill. He’s Crounchinho with muscles, Barren Dent with brain. He’s an uberfit Mido. He’s the antiYid.

It’ll be Alan Pardew’s last act as the Toon manager when Carroll is sold, but why oh why are we linked with a guy who excelled in the Championship? We’re on our way now. Let’s please try and swerve players who look like bin men. I mean, look at that Raphael chap, he could model fur coats. The boy just oozes class.

Share this article

163 comments

  • JohnW says:

    Me can sense a little biterness in the write up up. Spiteful and an attack on someone you don’t even know. Carroll is ten times the player Crouch is and has an eye for goal just like a certain Mr Defoe. Stop being a pussy and take it on the chin or try sucking on a dummy because clearly all can see you have a mega huff to deal with. Boo hoooooo.

  • Yidoooooooooo says:

    What a load of bull,,,,, We need to go get a proven striker, one with experience, lol.
    This bloke has had one season in the top flight and is showing he has the potential that Bale showed at Southampton, go get him Levi, cant be any worse than keane since his return from poo, or crouch since he had his thing with the hooker. Bin man or not he is doing the business for the bar codes and could be good with defoe or lone with vdv.

  • Tedspur says:

    I am bit torn here.. I think he is exactly the type of player we need.. we need a stronger crouch like player.. although it is only his frist season in the prem.. if he had the same success in a full season in the prem then I would jump at the chance… might it be a bit premature to invest so soon tho?

  • ParkLane67 says:

    Stupid article from the man with no brain. Aside from the snide insults to those who do an honest job and contribute more to society than prats like you, you need to appreciate the need for a manager to be able to mix it up. If we build a team entirely made up of small pacy footballers we’ll end up like A***nal – pretty, tippy-tappy football but little in the way of end product or resilience. It’s obvious what a player like Carroll would bring to the table – either combining with Defoe in a 442 or leading the line in a 451. The ’61 Double side had a big Centre Forward – would you have turned your nose up at the late great Bobby Smith?

  • honestabe says:

    come on mate …you off the mark on this one . Pav has the touch of a rapist and wastes so much ball it is scary , crouch has zero speed and defoe also misses a few . Carroll playing with the wings and midfield of Spurs class will score buckets of goals, he also puts in a lot of effort and is young !

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *