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Arsenal’s Van Persie Caught Having Phone Sex

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Despite being acknowledged as the planet’s numero uno Tottenham blogger, it gives me little pleasure to share with with football fans this disturbing snap of a man regarded by millions dozens of devoted vaguely interested Arsenal fans as a modern day legend getting some textual ecstasy.

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73 comments

  • melcyid says:

    van pervie.

  • am i allowed say van rapist?

  • AntiOnan says:

    THFC supporter for 55 yrs and you never fail to make me wonder how you have so much time on your hands to post such rubbish.

    I suppose desperation knows no bounds but FFS if it isn’t sensible or very funny :leave it alone!

    Who cares if van Persie moves to RM or Fabregas moves to Barcelona?

    • Astromesmo says:

      THFC supporter for 35 yrs and you never fail to make me wonder how you have so much time on your hands to post replies to such rubbish.

      I suppose desperation knows no bounds but FFS if it isn’t sensible or very funny :leave it alone!

      Who cares if you post about not caring if van Persie moves to Right Midfield or Fabregas moves to Barcelona?

    • Spurstacus says:

      Van Pervie to the Royal Marines? Van Pervie to Rhewl-Mostyn Flintshire?

  • Finn says:

    Just love the picture of Capello, Magritte would have a hard job bettering the morph.

  • Essexian76 says:

    RVP only requires a mirror to have an orgasm

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