Crouch Out

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Well it could be worse. you could have woken up to discover you were Roy Hodgson.

Last night’s footy was quite mad across the board. Chelsea lost another wheel last night losing to Wolves. The French found Joe Hart in too finer form in a game that mirrored our own season opening tussle in many respects. The double sending off was spot on, but to be frank I would have shown Song a straight red just for looking like an Ipswich pimp.

Everton just looked more like a team that played football on the floor and it makes me cringe when we hit the ball over Modder’s head and turn possession into a 50/50 ball. Crouch out.

I acknowledge that the knockdown balls to VdV work, but at what ratio? One in 27 resulting in a goal? I don’t like it and I’d like us to stop doing it. It’s quite unseemly all this hoofing and hoping. What is this an open audition for an Old Time Dancing show or one of the world’s most stylish sides trying to play football?

Here’s a clip of a side winning.

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  • spursguv says:

    crouch out..shit! Keane out judas and shit..pav out he’s a soft shit..jenas out coz he’s the biggest shit I’ve ever seen! Sell Sandro he’s shit and get walker and hudd into the team. get benzema, suarez and adebyore just in case one or two of them are shit. then sign diara so we have someone to help out pala and hudd. what’s that team up there?? asking for more possesion football then naming dawson,kaboul and hudd the three biggest hoofers in the team.

    • Warmad says:

      The clue is in the last paragraph, Spursguv …Add manager’s instructions and you should get it ?

      More possesion football please, Harry, just like away to Villa after Defoe’s sending off and dispense with this hoof ball mentality as no team wins titles playing that way

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