Everton Away – The Prattle

The Tottinghams travel to face an Everton side with form on a par with Aston Villa.

Tim Cahill has just revealed to a number of Toffee fans that Australia is in fact in Asia and will not be participating in tonight’s fixture. His absence is another nail in David Moye’s coffin and if he’s able to get any lose change together for this window then never was there time when Everton needed to ship in a striker.

The win against the biggest club in Fulham was good. A win here would be even more betterer. We’d stay fourth unless we won by a margin of 14 goals. Oh yes, I’m a born again stat monster.

Predictions? A slow first half followed by a goalfest. Paddy Power do this ‘first to score for their team bet’.  I like as it offers better odds than ‘first goalscorer’ and in a game like this where Everton could have a limited pop, I favour it. It takes Pav out to 7/2 and VdV out to 10/3. 3Mp fans can get 17/1 on him scoring twice. If you want to bet £10, you get £20 free HERE.


  1. Interesting tweet from Alistair Campbell: “good turnout for Ralph Coates funeral. Some terrific tributes from ex Burnley and Spurs players but most moving of all from son Paul”

    RIP Mr Coates

    1. Had some small dealings with Paul promoting his dad’s nights. A completely decent chap.

  2. Living 12 miles from the Toffees they are expecting to win even with the Jag and the Boxer missing they are confidant is this of a win. Why would they be bullish well in the North Shocks are common Blackpool Wolves Wigan Blackburn Bolton Liverpool Everton West Brom have all bean in shock results when desperation comes calling. The Magic Tempo appears and this is why punters get it so wrong we will need to look out for this no matter who is playing.

  3. Nice article as always, liked the more betterer bit that went over Simons head, I laughed a very much lot. Come to think of it I havent laughed so much since I kissed my mother-in-law with a lit cigar in my mouth. I think we will have to dig in again tonight but I think there will be lots of goals. COYS!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. What’s with the plunge on Everton to win? Who are we missing? I’d have a nose about but I’ve got to go to the shops.

    I hope the Asians have got it wrong.

    When I come back I expect to find the answers right here on this page :whistle: :daumen:

    1. I don’t consider that to be an answer. Rather a statement referencing the fixture list.

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