Blimey. Whaddaya mean doctored? This isn’t next door’s cat we’re talking about here.
Please some decorum.
Which is not a limited edition Christmas fragrance from Yardley, by the way. Probably. Oh look just press play. I’m trying to watch end of The Big Fat Quiz thing and polish off some ice cold imported beer.
Vienna?!!
how did they fake that?!
Computational devices
I wish it was real, but…
The bloke bouncing the ball at the start is really bouncing a ball, then a bloke walks past the camera (this is known in the trade as a wipe) revealing a different take where there is no real ball, just sylvie moving about kicking nothing with a 3D ball put in where you’d expect the ball to be. You can see it is a different take by the way something odd happens to the person leaning against the wall on the right when the chap walks past the screen.
Any more news on benzema Harry? All gone a bit quiet on this front
He had to say good bye tonight
I can confirm he was shot dead in the head in a bizarre goose riding accident.
RIP Ben.
That made my day! Thanks, Harry!
Bet Abi Clancy can’t do that
She can and indeed will.
The trick is to get the coins in while she ‘jigs about’.
That’s wot I woz told.
Just what’s needed
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/tottenham-fix-sights-on-suarez-as-key-figures-question-beckham-bid-2175223.html?
What’s needed is a voluptuous South American sort with small yet dexterous hands.
Over for the Manure game
Maradonna doesnt play anymore does he?
great allround striker who would add some bite to our team,
I think we should either back or sack Harry but messing around with transfers gets us nowhere. If he wants Becks then get him. Or just appoint another manager whose targets match the clubs. But keeping Harry and then not getting his targets is a recipe for disaster.
say again?
He he he. Haven’t a feckin’ clue what your on a about but I aree 100% apart from any of it
Is this your favourite planet?