Sylvie Van Der Vaart’s Glorious Ball Control [video]

Blimey. Whaddaya mean doctored? This isn’t next door’s cat we’re talking about here.

Please some decorum.

Which is not a limited edition Christmas fragrance from Yardley, by the way. Probably. Oh look just press play.  I’m trying to watch end of The Big Fat Quiz thing and polish off some ice cold imported beer.

Vienna?!!

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      1. I wish it was real, but…

        The bloke bouncing the ball at the start is really bouncing a ball, then a bloke walks past the camera (this is known in the trade as a wipe) revealing a different take where there is no real ball, just sylvie moving about kicking nothing with a 3D ball put in where you’d expect the ball to be. You can see it is a different take by the way something odd happens to the person leaning against the wall on the right when the chap walks past the screen.

    1. I can confirm he was shot dead in the head in a bizarre goose riding accident.

      RIP Ben.

    1. She can and indeed will.

      The trick is to get the coins in while she ‘jigs about’.

      That’s wot I woz told.

    1. I think we should either back or sack Harry but messing around with transfers gets us nowhere. If he wants Becks then get him. Or just appoint another manager whose targets match the clubs. But keeping Harry and then not getting his targets is a recipe for disaster.

      1. He he he. Haven’t a feckin’ clue what your on a about but I aree 100% apart from any of it

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