Sylvie Van Der Vaart’s Glorious Ball Control [video]

Blimey. Whaddaya mean doctored? This isn’t next door’s cat we’re talking about here.

Please some decorum.

Which is not a limited edition Christmas fragrance from Yardley, by the way. Probably. Oh look just press play.  I’m trying to watch end of The Big Fat Quiz thing and polish off some ice cold imported beer.

Vienna?!!

60 comments

  1. Maybe it’s Bale’s secret agent. Anyway Bale is not going anywhere in January except maybe to his mum’s for some lava bread and other Welsh delicacies.

  2. I think if you study history you will find that bales ancestors were probably english somewhere down the line.

  3. Old Red Nose Pays Spurs a Complement

    “I have been very impressed with Tottenham over the last few weeks. They seem to have risen to the challenge and now they have momentum. Even with 10 men against Newcastle the other day, they still played an attacking style. With the kind of players they have, Defoe, Lennon and Bale, there are opportunities on the counter-attack.”

    1. He always praises us just before handing out another beating.

      Let’s hope it’s different this time round.

      1. Usually our response is Jenas or PSB trot out in response and talk about ‘kicking on’ for that top 4 spot.

        Guess what Sluralix, we is arrived, mo fo.

        1. If we’d have been really clever, when he drove to Manchester Airport to kidnap Berba, we would have had PSB hidden under the blanket instead. That would have been a shock when he got the Daimler back to Old Trafford.

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