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A Guided Tour Of Crazypavinchenko’s House

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This appears to have been doing the rounds so here she is.

I don’t want to get all pop psychologist, but I keep getting the impression from an awful lot of rich and famous people that their homes are neither nests nor castles.

A&E was on football focus Saturday morning and his gaff was made all the stranger looking by the what was presumably the director’s idea to draw the curtains and shoot under arc lamp in his front room.

Both houses were quite sparse. I’m not a fan of dust catchers but no evidence of books, flowers, pictures… anything. It all seems a bit empty. I remember seeing watching Through The Keyhole a hundred years ago and they had Wolf from Gladiator on.

His flat was 300 shades of white and cream. All flush fitted, airbrushed to death and über designed to within an inch of it’s life. You’d have need to get SOCO in to give you any hope of working out who ‘lived’ there.

Pav’s gaff is undoubtedly nice, crazy wallpaper and all, but are they still unpacking? A&E’s living room looked like the sort of place Felching might shoot a high end short film in.

Oh I don’t know, these millionaire rich kids and their minimalist ways. Get some nice Mallards In Flight going on there lads. A touch of the old Hilda Ogdens!

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37 comments

  • Anthony In That Number says:

    I dread to think what Pav made of the Pie and Mash
    fest.

  • DesertSpur says:

    I see Gattuso has been given the minimum punishment for his butt on Joe Jordan. How was Drogba’s rant worth a 6 match ban, yet two assaults – one of which being a headbutt – is only punished by a 4 game ban. That is a totally dodgy verdict! Probably shows why Flamini got away with assaulting Corluka – UEFA are spineless, and clearly favour non-English teams

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      I make you right, old girl. They nailed Drogba to a cross, ignored the death of that Leeds fan was it? and we really ought to laugh them off.

      The World Cup bid was a nothing shy of a fix, which sounds terribly childish, but so be it.

      Time to have the last laugh and appoint the Porn Barons as our Global Football Attaches (without portfolio). How do you like them apples, you corpulent cads?

  • Spurstacus says:

    Its amazing how ‘house’ like they can make those static caravans look now isn’t it?

  • A_Felching says:

    I live in a nicer drum than him

  • melcyid says:

    Who eat all the pies? It seems like harry loves his pie mash and liquer.hope it was Manzies!

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