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Modder’s Appendix Out – 6 Others With Gout

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Good morning fight fans, Blackburn away it is then.

I’m not a stat man. But I do like the occasional bet and so like to kid myself I have vague grasp of form. I wish I didn’t. Blackburn have won 4 of their last 6  home games and Spurs by contrast have won only 2 of their last 6 away games.

The most obvious problem is that Arry has more men out than Arthur Scargill. There’s a mental rumour doing the rounds that Modder’s has had his appendix out. On top of Awesome Dawson’s ban; Woodgate, King, Kaboul, Bale, Huddlestone and Palacios all victims to seasonal gout disorder.

The team sheet therefore picks itself and it doesn’t make for very pretty reading.

This is a game where those men left standing could distinguish themselves. They absolutely could. But footballers don’t come much more fragile than Tottenham ones trudging up north on a Wednesday night after a drubbing.

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BIOYBC!

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133 comments

  • Kojac says:

    one of the main reasons for the win tonight is that i ate a whole box of maltesers during the game,be assured i will be buying another one for bolton on sat

    sturridge shouldn’t be allowed to play,loans are stupid if you ask me,prem team to prem team should be stopped

  • Snap says:

    Peanut update:

    New signing Stephen Pienaar also missed last night’s game after being kicked in the head in training.

    Redknapp said: ‘The other South African (Bongani Khumalo) thought his head was the ball and knocked him unconscious in training.’

    • seppoyiddo says:

      It can be a long road back from unconscious, if that’s accurate. Let’s hope not.
      Good bounce back game for Rafa after the strong criticism of his game at Fulham

  • Finn says:

    So it appears we have some elastoplast on the soapbox at last!

    A good result last night, but then we can’t slip now can we. With a game in hand we can get close enought to Citeh to make our game in April a decider. Meanwhile slips will I feel, only encourage the Bin-Dippers especially without the sulking Torres and the slightly more orthodox and succesful British management model of having a “head-sweaty-in-charge” rather than the repeatedly tried and failed “head-waiter-in-charge”…………!

    A shame about the window, I don’t really see that we accomplished much of anything, loans and psuedo loans, PNR might prove a good bit of business, but whilst the real contenders re-arranged the strike-power on their battleships we re-arranged the deck-chairs.

    Carroll, Dzeko, Torres, Suarez, Bent all first grade strikers, all moving around and the club that was unanimously touted as being in the greatest need of a striker, did zip! Did we end up trying too hard for a deal and losing out? I sense that this could be the case as the players we linked to, went elsewhere…..so they WERE for sale!

    So we are left with a minimal strike force and a treatment bench reminiscent of the Anderton Days. Maybe we will have to import the young strikers we keep hearing talked about as “in the wings” or “coming up through the ranks”. Perhaps we (or HR) should remember that some of the sensations we accept as household names, were untried at one time and stepped up when given the chance…..Rooney, Owen, etc. Our young lads are good enough to represent at all levels but not good enough to get a run out, when we have 3 under-performing strikers……hmmm I can see a double entendre there.

  • elfranklins says:

    Three points off of the Chelski for breakfast! I love the smell of napalm in the morning what????

  • AFelching says:

    Is it back working?

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