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The Official Carlos Tevez Caption Comp

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Interlull anyone? No, me neither.

That said, I shall be putting chicken wire over the telly box to protect it from incoming of course, but unless you actually count Blackburn’s alleged interest in Fabiano as Tottingham related activity there ain’t nothing going on but the rent.

So here it is. Your platinum clad opportunity opportunity to be waiting weeks for some book, faulty toy or other. Manchester City’s Argentinian is a machine. If this snap is anything to go by, one that has a faulty valve.

All answers will be adjudicated, deliberated and discombobulated and ultimately the closest to funny wins the threat of a star prize.

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31 comments

  • Beadle says:

    From poo to Kierkegaard. Who says this isn’t a site that covers all the important issues?

    • Astromesmo says:

      This site is like a regular tickling of the senses… Or poo, whichever way you want to look at it.

      Coming up next… the H. StratfordHotspur guide to Kant being read by big breasted ladies & a thesis on the Jungian symbolism of Chick King in the High St.

  • Fatfish says:

    H

    Sorry to hijack the caption competition for a second, but I’ve just found this on the Olympic Park Legacy official website.

    Interesting to read the objectives of the Legacy Company, especially the first one……

    Assisting the Government and the Mayor of London in fulfilling some of the legacy promises made in the bid to host the London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Games

    “some of the legacy promises”

    Lets hope Levy & co have picked up on this and the committee that are making the decision are able to use it to make the decision in our favour.

    • Anthony In That Number says:

      Just cannot see how the WHAM bid can stack up financially, eeven if they stay in the Prem. The bottom line is that we are the only deal in town for the OPLC if they want a financially sound, long term, stable option, which is surely absolutely key to avoiding the legacy becoming a white elephant. We will basically make it pay. Regardless of how anybody tries to window dress the situation, if it comes down to money, we are the only option, especially as AEG have proven exactly what they can do with the Dome/O2 Arena and DL has refused to get us into the borrowing black hole that WHAM and so many others have fallen into.

    • Astromesmo says:

      ‘Some of the promises’

      Yeah, that’s a bit vague that for a brief really!?

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      Hijack away mate. Good stuff.

  • bob says:

    Dios Mio, I have a hole in my shorts, everyone will be able to see my cock snood

  • Beadle says:

    The snood is the foreskin of a dickhead.

  • LosLorenzo says:

    “Aive got ah wee turtle heed pookin uut”

    Ok, you got me. I’ve simply stolen that from Fat Bastard.

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