Another day, another intensive hangover.
According to the Current Bun, Azza Blud was out throwing some shapes with his buddy and part time striker, Cartoon Cole in a Fitzrovia night club, Merah. Merah boasts that it offers, ‘a sophisticated social playground for the influential and the jet set.’
So no wonder one reveler, some unnamed dame in a short black dress was outraged when some half cut midget with drawn on hair and go faster stripes in his eyebrows helped himself to a handful of her bottom.
Judging by the picture, the lady involved complete with lolly-pop in gob, looked like the only place she’d be influential or jet set would be behind a till in a supermarket.
I’m not going feign shock that these two morons were out on the lash involving themselves in morally dubious activities. I genuinely don’t care. But the article says they did £15,000 on a bar bill.
Fifteen grand. And the place is only open for 6 hours!
I’m not turning into my dad, surely? But how? How do you do £15k in a night? Having had a butchers at the club’s website I see no hint of a restaurant serving endangered species off of jeweled plates, served by complimentary really hot birds who are absolutely gagging for it. Michael Winner would struggle to do £15k in a night.
What were they drinking? Plutonium?
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Quite easy to spend £15k…£20-50k is fairly regular for people in these places
Tacky story. Technically, he could be arrested for indecent assault and if convicted, be listed on the Sex Offenders Register.
However, I think the real story here is his gross lack of judgement in chasing after a couple of tattooed (probable) bimbos and spending £15k for the privilege. This is probably less than a weeks wages to him, but I hope that in 15 years time, he will not be looking back on this and regretting that he hasn’t got the price of a good drink down the pub tonight.
I thought that the story was going to be that he had a lady’s bottom. :-p
He does have a tendency to mince around, maybe he’s a member of this crew –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EfW9znJYjw&playnext=1&list=PL2724696A6F6E658D
Her reaction is understandable as nice girls don’t like having their bottoms pinched by hoodies. Although when she found out he’d come to the club in 250k super car and not a bmx I expect it was presented to him on a plate.
I’m in a club called Merah, on a Fitzrovia Street
I’m lookin at a hot chick, and she lookin back at me.
And when the service ends, ask her if she wants a lift back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift
She says Carlton drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
Ashley have a Honda, so I might just go with him and Benty gave me silly said he bring me in his Subaru
so what the f*ck would make you think I’d wanna go with you
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