Watching that little lot and trying to remain optimistic rapidly became akin to poking one’s way through squirrel poo and getting happy when finding an undigested nut.
My personal thanks to Clive Allen for showing Jermain Defoe that Greavsie video. Maybe it was a coincidence, maybe he learned from watching it or maybe someone whispered in his ear ‘They’re taking the mick, bruv. If I were you, I’d make sure you put one in this time or you could find yourself loaned out to West Ham.’
Watching it on the telly I actually asked ‘er indoors if this was the actual game or a re-run of a 1970’s match. The pitch looked like something you’d hesitate to run a half decent nag out on. It was only the haircuts that gave it away.
Here’s my ratings.
Gomes -4 – Easy to chuck him a ‘4’ and mock the flapping, but there isn’t one goalie in the history of goalie-ing that has had a good run with a conveyor belt of makeshift players in front of him.
Begbie–0 – I’ve an allergy to stupid people.
Gallas- 5 – Bogged down in the mud.
Dawson- 5.1 – Last seen as a charm on Doyle’s man bracelet.
A&E – 4.8 – Another sluggish contributor.
Peanut – 5.3 – I’m terrified by him. Too slow. Too not good enough.
Sandro – 7.89 – Proof that mud needn’t stop play if you have class.
Modders –6 – He didn’t click into gear, at all, much. Really.
Jenas – 5 – Stop falling over you schmuck. Stop it. Just stop. Now.
Pav –6 – Fab goal, afforded few opportunities to do more.
Defoe – 8 – Rock & Roll baby.
Lennon – 6.1 – Looked okay. Very okay on occasion. We need more!
Bale – 6.3 – Oh how we miss you .
Krankie – 5.9 – Decent bloke, I fear we’ll lose him in August.
What a cunt Defoe is! His interview in the Daily Mail is clearly a threat, ‘play me against Milan and in the big games or I’m leaving in the summer’.
This prick thinks he’s at the same level as Torres and Rooney. Didn’t he say he wanted to stay at Spurs for life not so long ago? Hope the deluded little fuck wit is on the bench tomorrow, and flogged at the first opportunity. Who the fuck does he think he is – cunt!
Well said and very articulate with your discussion sir
Beautifully put. I’m going to print that off and mail it to the midget.
haha that defoe article,he compared himself to Rooney :gaehn:
rooney and hernandez are full backing when the shit hits the utd fan
shut the fuck up defoe you’ve scored 2 league goals in a year
we need to get rid of our strikers but we all know luka and bale will be off for CL footy,here endeth our work in progress
redknapp may aswell fuck off too,he wants england,lets rip it up and start again
Guys you need to read it more carefully….I can really see where he’s coming from………
“It’s been hard. You start to think: ‘What am I doing here?’ Defoe told the Daily Mail.
………..and you see I’ve wondered the very same thing for most of the season!