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Mornin’.

Positives have to include Crouch’s game efforts to cleanse himself of the Real Madyid fiasco, Modders scored, Dances With Scones was back to an extent and it emerged that Super Romancrazypavinchenko is quite good at playing football.

Negatives to be factored in would be quite simply if we are unable to hold a two goal lead againist Stoke City, then perhaps the task against Joso Mourinho’s boys ought to be undertaken in Bernie Clifton ostritches and at least we could say we were doing it for charity.

We’ve now scored I think about half a dozen goals less than Citeh, which even to twitching wannabe tax exile says we have not so much a scoring problem – although Defoe should be swapped for someone with more to their game than ‘under me right foot and piiiing!’ – but a defensive one.

Citeh are quite frugal with how many they score, but this is compensated by the fact they conceed very few. We do not.

The Woodgate and King thing needs to be addressed once and for all and before a ball is kicked next season and without fail. Sod the ‘Long Live The King’ brigade. He’s finished. Lots of love, respect, kudos and lingering hugs, fit some platinum castors on him and send him out to stud and graze in the Essex nightclub scene. Woody should be given a VW Campervan, The Hair Bair Bunch Collection on DVD, a suitcase full of money and a map of the world.

Word today is that HisNameIsRioAndHe’sAlwaysInTheStands was approached. Wonderfully ambitious. Who next, Frankie Lampard? Let’s stop fannying about and shore up Kaboul and Dawson and get on with it. There are lots of top notch defenders out there. And much easier business than trying to land a striker.

That is all.

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  • Alspur says:

    Tottenham Hotspur to finish 4th…

    I’ve had a good look at the fixtures and I think it’s definitely game on (despite, rather than because of the way we’ve played, all season…)

    – Liverpool have simply got too much to do: they need to pick up 8 points (9 inc goal diff) over M City in 6 games… it just ain’t gonna happen…

    – City have to play Everton and Bolton away (plus, Blackburn…) – tough fixtures for a team that can’t buy an away win at the moment

    – That leaves us needing to win our game in hand and get something out of the fixture at Eastlands to match them… one additional superior result to theirs would see us snatch 4th…

    We seem to save our best performances for the big matches – if we can do that in the run in, it’s game on…

    I know it’s hard to believe after a bizarrely stop-start season, but City, Chelsea & Liverpool have been just as inconsistent…

    We just need to BELIEVE… and a little bit of luck wouldn’t hurt… ;)

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