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First up – apologies for another collapse this afternoon. I’m not talking about the incident in Asda where it dawned on me that ‘picking up a few bits’ was a poor idea after a morning of perfecting the ultimate Absolute Cranberry.

I understand that the person responsible for HH being offline again was dragged by their ear to a place that everyone else in the static home office could readily view them and severely pistol whipped with a Luger. A fitting repercussion on a day that would’ve been the Fuhrer’s birthday.

So to the football.

Arsenal drift from one fiasco to another. After the humiliating business of their learned manager not understanding how additional time works, we got fresh meat today courtesy of Fibreglass claiming his comments in the Spanish press were ‘misinterpreted’.

‘Lost In Translation’ was a cracking film, but like much of the guff that emanates from the Emptycrates this is just more whinging, whining and the usual cobblers that befits a club that lives in its own cuckoo land of reasoning.

I think we’ll smash them. I don’t just want this to happen but genuinely believe it will be the outcome.

The strategy for this contest ought be a simple one. The French are at their best when they have the ball and the space with which to ping it about amongst their better midfielders. The way to nullify this is by retaining possession of course but also by attacking.

Our wing-back’s contributions worry me. A&E does occasionally great if predictable work. Charlie is bloody slow. Modders will have the space and Dances with scones ought make himself pivotal. Flick that round thing past, over and generally beyond their midfield, Their defense is eminently unlockable, unmemorable.

Prediction? Let’s just do what we do best. Fly by the seat of our undergarments and …do ’em.

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  • melcyid says:

    Why wasnt their net keeper red carded for the penalty.? he also done baler twice and winked afterwards.he went on to save them from a drubbing.I can remember a least twice gomes getting red carded for less.they would have got slaughtered had he gone.wilshire a through and through gooner in their finest scummy traditions one to loathe for the future.benny sue ,magnifique.Mr Cool himself,what a confident geezer.He digs out the ball from underneath them like picking a winkle from a shell. then goes of with the ball and distributes it like a midfield general or crosses like a thoroughbred winger.= MoM
    modders should of had a pen to. they were lucky frenchies tonight. well done the YIDS

  • melcyid says:

    ***** IS GONE!

    • Billy Fiore says:

      Don’t tease us. Losing out on fourth is bad enough, but that ***** is staying would be just too much!

      • melcyid says:

        We are still hanging in there ,just.but there is no reason to see ***** in a spurs shirt or on the bench again. :daumen:

  • Billy Fiore says:

    I just love watching VDV in these derbies. Technical abilities aside, he plays like a total cunt, always shouting and snarling in the face of the opponents, referee and sticking it to the Arse fans when he scores.

    Much like Danny Rose’s goal last season, Cuddlestone’s strike is just mesmeric. Like a perfect golf swing.

    Modric lucky to not be nursing a broken leg this morning. Didn’t think Fagregas was that kind of player, considering he spends most of the time pissing his knickers whenever other teams do it.

    • Billy Fiore says:

      Or whichever cunt hacked him down with a scissor challenge that apparently isn’t even a cautionable offence. Djourou, Diaby, they’re all precious twats.

    • melcyid says:

      good to see him remind the ref of wilshires peurile attempt to get the ref give us a card.and also to have the last word.

  • melcyid says:

    The yid choir was in fine voice tonight :angel:

  • Brycie says:

    What performance 1st half aside we should have beaten Le French by at least 2 that wee pri@ck Wilshere is gonna get a slap one of these days too just hope I’m around to see it !!! VDVback on form and BAE was immense Thud looked good and Billy G played well with Les. Just a pity our goalkeeper is an absolute tube!!!

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