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Guten afternoon.

Interesting interview with Arry on Talksport this morning. The Bale injury appears to have been the original red herring and our supremo’s comments on Gallas make me feel there is probably as much wrong with Billy as there is with any of his limbs. I base this upon the Frenchman’s ridiculous ‘wrong shoes’ business the other week and the fact that he used to play for Le Arse and they breed it into their players to fanny about.

Here’s what I’ve been told the 11 will be. Do of course feel free to lamblast, sue and generally seek refunds via the usual channels if it turns out to be a dreadful hoax that scares you for life and generally renders your knickers un-re-twistable.

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  • Perpetual says:

    I’m nervous as hell but more about the occasion and about the possibility of Bassong playing than about Real.
    Agreed the back four chooses themselves but hell please start and last the game Billy G and the same goes for Daws…Bassong’s a helluva liability. Lennon, Sandro, Modders and Bale…no doubt and if Ronaldo plays, then Lennon will have to track back along with the excellent Sandro to cover Charlie who we all know lacks some pace.
    Harry will play VDV as the extra midfielder along with Crouch but I’d love to see Defoe and Crouch up front or failing that, have Jenas as the extra midfielder…I know he does not have all the support from the fans, but what he does have is a great engine and the ability to track back or to link up with Modders.

  • Davspurs says:

    Harry you could have put a hook for the Van. This man Has got to play or we are in trouble like we have since he has bean out. Huddlestone is the one player who can beat Madrid and Barcelona it no good having two wingers when no one can get them behind the defence. When Modders passes its too slow and Lennon or Bale have to beat is man and then all the defenders are back . When Hudds hits is missile passes they arrive quicker and Lennon is away in Space he can shoot himself or pass to is strikers this is what we have missed for four months and his odd rocket goals he can score. He also has a record of never being on the losing side playing in defence and he has only played with Woodgate he even played against Shacktar when we drew 1-1 he got man of the match they won it that year. This will be our problem Ady muscles is 6ft4 Ronaldo 6ft2 Corluka 6ft 3 Hudds 6ft3 Dawson 6ft2 Gallas 6ft1 Ekotto 5ft9 there lies the problem he will be targeted by Ronaldo steza and Muscle tis would be my team Gormless Corlucky Dawslip Gallstones Baleout Lemonsip GroupHuddle Sandpaper Modest Vanrental Crouchdown. if Gallas is not fit then this would be my team Gomes Corluka Dawson Huddlestone Bale Lennon Sandro Van Modric Defoe Crouch and Lady Luck and a good Ref.

  • Westy says:

    For Gomes read Pob, legendary 80’s kids tv weirdness.

  • anon says:

    Why do you call Crouch 3MP?

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