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What’s More Important, Wigan Or Madrid?

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The answer of course is that it’s a pretty dumb question.

Wigan’s away section is sold out, so the humdrum of the Premier League has not been entirely dismissed. Equally there has been a bristle of activity on forums from fans wanting advice on manner of European Tour related issues. Where to purchase their Drachma, ‘is it safe to drink the water?’ and requests for a few handy phrases in foreign to get them by.

We have been subjected to the old ‘bare bones’ speech from Arry of course. Dawson and Bassong are our only two fit centre backs. Hang on – who’s on the incredibly long list of unfit ones? I’ll take Gallas, but Woodgate and Ledders have long since been converted into Prit Sticks, tubes of UHU and rolls of Sellotape, haven’t they?

The Boy Bale did his hamstring in enroute to Cardiff. Presumably whilst trying to simultaneously plug his laptop charger in to a near impossible to reach under table socket and prevent his tea being swept of said table by the passing coats and carrier bags of fellow passengers stampeding past him. Well it’s how I did mine.

For those of you still battling the whole ascent of man process, those of us to the far right of the chart have worked out that if we don’t actually win the Champions League  then we must finish fourth domestically in order to qualify for it next time round. It’s true. Scientists did a study on it.

So Wigan cannot afford to be a warm up act, not treated as poor cousin or as a limbering up exercise. Our lot need to go there and show some minerals. To do less would equate to spending your rent money on hookers and fast cars but telling yourself there was nothing worry about as you’d left a tenner to spend on scratch cards and therefore everything would be cushty.

My shirt losing betting suggestion is Pav Anytime Scorer in a 0-2 win at a Vodkatastic 18/1.

My Indian spirit guide Dave tells me to expect Defoe to start.

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  • TMWNN says:

    Is Terry suffering from alzheimer’s?

  • hugh de paor ireland says:

    hey diddle diddle
    The cat did a piddle
    All over the kitchen floor
    The little dog laughed to see such fun
    So the cat a little more.

    Im begginning to find this blog site into a depressing forum,i would have expected it to be like this if we were our normal 8th in the league and out of all cup compettitions but we in a quarter final of champions league against madrid,the experience of that will bring us on,money cant buy that,city would love to be in our shoes….

    One thing my fellow chirpys i will say,if we knocked out of cl,we will do everything to get 4th,u will see a tottenham fighting for life coz in the next 7games, we got used to a good thing,been in the cl.,we dont want to lose it.

    Our first time in 50yrs,ye should be happy or is it a english mentality to be so negative.
    Im sure the players read these forums!! I wont be knocking them,like a marriage you marry for better or worse.

    We want more,that fight will be stronger than city or chelsea coz we will have the passion.

    What was one do to get a better logo beside my name on for this blog.

  • Hugh & Count Sir Barney says:

    to all tottenham supporters

    I wish to introduce my jack russell with attitude to you all, his name is count sir barney and is the official canine mascot of tottenham hotspur, anytime he watches a game,we normally do the business,if hes snoozing in front of tv,we will win,if at sideways,we will draw,if his arse is to the tv we will lose.I told him we playing madrid,2mins later he cocked his leg,the mystery will be revealed as it appears the count already knows the score.

    Mind you he drop everything for louise redknapps kni…..kers …poodle.

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