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Morning.

The PG Tips chimpanzees, once cultural icons, then tragic victims to some crazed form of political correctness have found themselves reinvented for the 21st century. The Daily Mail can only be applauded for taking on Geoff, Kevin, Shirley and Mr. Shifter as writers for their Sports Desk.

Tottingham are apparently bracing themselves for a £20M bid from Manchester Yanited for Modders. Reminds me of that old David Lee Roth line where he asks a hooker, ‘How much?’ She says, ‘$60’. He replies, ‘Honey, for $60, you don’t even get to look at it…’

To occupy the grey matter of those not clutching rosary beads at the thought of the little man having his head turned by this monkey manufactured megabid, here’s 3 Without A Face for you to solve. Prize for the first reader to correctly guess all 3 is a Big Ben. This London landmark comes complete with Title Deeds, an Underground map and a big winding key.

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  • melcyid says:

    they are all the same player as they all look the same.so Im going for TMWNF

  • N14 Spur says:

    clive allen, very good shout Jerard!

  • MysteriousStranger says:

    Clive Allen, Tim Sherwood, and erm – either Kevin Bond/Les Ferdinand/Tony Parks/Joe Jordan – since there appears to be a common theme…

    Looking at the pixelation I would hazard a guess the third guy is white, so it’s not Ferdinand, too little hair(?) so not Bond, and too much hair – so not Jordan? Plus I’d like to think they had also been former Spurs players… so my final shout will therefore be

    Allen, Sherwood, Parks.

    And I’m probably annoyed to have got the third one wrong, after all that. As well as the first, etc. :-D

  • Fatfish says:

    Chimbonda, Anderton & Keane

  • Wilboid says:

    Huddlestone, Anderton, Jenas

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