Oh what A Lovely War. There is an allegation being made on FTL message board that Azza Blud wants out. The post itself is from ‘Rabbi Crackers’ and is as follows:
sorry cant put any meat on the bones as it will compromise who told me (and the board is read by spurs) wants to go to back up north with liverpool his preferred option.
i dont normally put stuff up like this only when i know it to be solid info. [sic sic siccity sic]
Two immediate thoughts from me. One is that these Azza having an insatiable attraction with the north tales – hot footing it up there at weekends etc – have been doing the rounds for the last few years and nothing has ever come of them.
The second thing is that the two stories to have emerged in the past week or so are the one about a Man Utd mega bid for Modders and this one. What I understand is that the Modders one is true, but the player is extremely unlikely to entertain it and the Azza Blud one is just made up cobblers.
Let’s hope this is the case, eh?
the team i would love to see next season!
_________________BERBATOV_________________
______VUCINIC_________________MARIN________
________________VAN DER VAART_____________
_________MODRIC____________SANDRO_________
BALE_______________________________ KABOUL
____________GALLAS_______DAWSON___________
__________________________________________
__________________FOSTER__________________
SUBSTITUTES X 9
LENNON
PARKER
PIENAAR
HUDDELSTONE
AKOTTO
KHUMALO
CASAMEIRO
LEANDRO DALMAIO
GOMES
WOODGATE, KING (GAME BY GAME BASIS)
REST OF SQUAD MADE UP OF YOUNGSTERS(PLAY THEM IN CUP GAMES AND 1 OR 2 WHEN REQUIRED IN FIRST TEAM SQUAD)
– KANE, TOWNSEND, BOSTOCK, LIVERMORE, PARRET, ROSE, WALKER, NAUGHTON
TRANSFERS IN: –
BERBATOV (MU WILL WANT OUR PLAYERS BUT HOLD OUT AND OFFER 15M TO GET HIM, WORTH IT EVEN AT 30!)
VUCINIC (REPORTEDLY NEARLY CAME IN JAN; ROMA NOW WANT KRANJCAR SO A DEAL CAN BE DONE HOPEFULLY)12M + NIKO K.
MARIN (BAY L. WILL REPORTEDLY ACCEPT 12M FOR HIM, CLASS PLAYER)
PARKER (APPARENTLY DONE DEAL)10M TOPS
CASEMIRO (SAO PAULO BRAZIL U20 DYNAMIC MF – ANOTHER OF SANDRO QUALITY PLEASE) 5M
LEANDRO DALMAIO (INTERNACIONAL OUR SISTER CLUB, SCORED 22 GOALS IN 25 GAMES 1 CAP FOR BRAZIL ONLY AGE 21. WE WOULD HAVE 1ST REFUSAL I THINK AND A GOOD PRICE. 8M
FOSTER 9M (GOOD YOUNG ENGLISH KEEPER)
TOTAL 71M OUTLAY
8M Corluka
8M Dos Santos
9M Crouch
10M Pavlyuchenko
5M Keane
14M Defoe
5M Jenas
5M Bentley
7M Kranjcar
5M O’hara
9M Palacios
5M Hutton
5M Bassong
95M INCOMING
NET 24M PROFIT (WILL KEEP EVERYONE HAPPY !)
PLUS A BIT OPUT BY FOR JANUARY IF REQUIRED.
Ben Foster. Are you a relation?
Either that or off his tits on something…berbatov, Vucinic, Marin…! Lol
Yeah, ‘cos Gomes is vastly superior to Foster…mug.
Interesting selection there, Ben.
Blimey – Been doing some research… Either that or you need to lay off the red bull & championship manager! There’s a lot of throwing it in the air to see what sticks going on. Have to agree with Brycie (Below) in that we don’t need massive changes. Just clear out the dead wood & get in a bit of class in a couple of positions.
Some food for thought though. Anyone else heard of this Dolmio chap… Sounds saucy! (I’m here till Thursday, try the veal) :-p
Having said that… Chas’ deadwood list isn’t far off (Maybe Sarn’t & Bassoon get the reprieve) and if we can get anywhere near that money for that little lot I’ll be dancing up the High Rd.
can anyone tell me why we want Parker maybe we dont like being up there in the fair play league
Presumably as a replacement for Palacios or Jenas.
thought that was peanuts role
love to see Marin at the Lane
not Vucinic though, rather Lennon start, agree with Berba, and i think Bale plays better at LB…
But Foster…please God no
Actually, it was nice to see at the weekend that Foster still hasn’t learned that the ball bounces when the oppo keeper kicks it. Makes you kind of feel that all’s well with the world.
Bale plays better at Left Back, than whom, Assou-Ekotto ? What, are you certifiably insane ?
Someone’s been playing too much Fantasy Football. The valuations of the “out” players are certainly out there in fantasy land.
VII* *XI*
Bale _ETO1
VDVaart JOHNSON5 Lennon
Huddlestone Modric
O’Hara _PARKER4 Sandro
Kaboul A’Ekotto Corluka
King _Gallas CAHILL2
Gomes _GIVEN3
————————–
(WICKHAM)7 _Crouch
(LUKAKU)8 (Bostock) (Townsend)
(Kane) Pienaar
(Caulker) Palacious Naughton
(Rose) (Walker)
Khumalo Dawson
LOACH6
OUT with Bentley, Keane, DosSantos, Jenas, Crouch, Pav, Defoe,O’Hara ,Naughton , Krankie(only because he won’t get a game).
IN with Berbatov ,Adebayor , Klose and keep the rest. Simples
Home in time for tea & medals. I have a nasty feeling we’ll be lucky to simply add to our list of loanees. Sadly, we appear to not discount players.
That would be unbelievable dancingbarber!
5M for Keane – you would be lucky to get 5p
take it
We need to trim not completely over haul piece by piece setting up deals for each position AZza Blud can go Krank and Bassoon can go Get Marin in G Cahill in and don’t replace Krank until Jan wenhave shed loads of Midfielders few defenders and one creative midfielder who let’s face it when he gets injured cos he gets booted all the time we look shit I will be surprised if The Boy Bale ever reaches the form he showed way back at the end of last year but worth a punt on keeping him on this is the longest sentence I have ever written and would seem a shame to end it now full stops are for girls !!!
So who plays RM with no Lennon or Bentley?
Kyle Walker
As are comma’s and paragraphs
:sick:
I’m exhausted. :shocked2:
And full stops can do one too.
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:-D :-D :-D
Kranky is already replaced by Pienaar, doesn’t need replacing in January.
Brycie thank fook you are not Levy you want one of the fastest wingers in Europe to leave are you mad . Ask any defender who gives them palpitations an Lennon would be high on any defenders lips . I no for a fact Liverpool fans and othet North West Clubs would love him and the rumours have come from Harry wanting slow Joe Cole Liverpool think Joe and 15 mill will get them blistering speed and goals for Carrol and Suares and if we are daft enough to sell him he will and we will suffer big time. These players all offer somthing different Crouch 6ft7 Lennon explosive speed Huddlestone outstanding passing both feet and a rocket shot at 24 there is more to come if he gets 100 percent fit. Bale if he gets fit he offers the lot these three players are our future to sell them when its just started to blossom would the blossom would die along with our future. Just think of this would you like any of these players Bale Hudds Crouch Lennon Defoe to be playing for any other club and it meant we had to beat to get into fourth my answer in a big no.
we should get rid of any player who does not want to be at the club start with Jenarse even if he wsnts to stsy
Well said that man
Exactly!
Would you want Lennon in the colours of the opposition running at our defence???
NO BLOODY WAY!
Bale is injured again and has already demonstrated a penchant for the treatment room which would probably put most of them off but maybe not City. However, he has time on his side so probably is in no rush to go right now.
Modders is a different case who will be in demand but shows signs of loyalty and being a little different in temperament to the average pro. I think he is by far our most important player.
VDV will not go anywhere as I believe he was chastened by his time at Madrid and obviously enjoys being the main man here. He also is probably short of suitors amongst the bigger clubs.
Azza would be a big loss but he will only go if he perceives a step up or a barrel full of cash. So his options are limited. City and Utd probably don’t need him. The Goons wouldn’t buy him which leaves Chelsea and Liverpool as the only realistic destinations over here. Barca or Madrid ? I don’t think so. Milan, Inter maybe.