Hello fight fans.
Sunday bloody Sunday. Last night was good though, eh? Lots of happy faces, shrieks of delight and that was just my front room. To counterbalance matters was Gary Neville. Who’s face is a mess. His career in TV presenting could be a short one. Less charisma than Shipman, less charm than Crippin.
Jermain Defoe it is then. Nothing staggering other than Sunderland appear to have decided to turn up the heat on their interest in the form of a preliminary bid. I use the ‘p’ word not to mask this being some made up punt on my part, rather to acknowledge the grim reality that this is us selling we’re talking about here and I cannot imagine any transaction will be either speedy or pain free.
The master swordsman and erstwhile onion bag burster has been splashed all over the News Of The Screws today. The allegation being that his linesman’s flag was up Imogen Thomas.
Mr Defoe has strenuously denied this. And quite right too. The very idea he’d even entertain doing the wild thing with a floozy. He Tweeted: ‘Article about me in today’s News of the World is totally untrue. I am seeking advice and will take legal action if necessary.”
?Imogen Thomas took time out from saying, ‘No comment, isn’t it’ to Tweet her own denial: ‘IM ABSOLUTELY NOT IN CHAMPNEYS WITH JERMAIN DEFOE. IM HERE ALONE & HAVENT SEEN HIM. NOT READY FOR ANOTHER MAN IN MY LIFE. CERTAINLY NOT EXS.’ Presumably they had a rather relaxation tape on at Champneys hence her need to shout.
So that’s cleared that one up. And let’s hope the Black Cats get their man.
Defoe is pony, hope Sunderland get him, would prefer Bent over him anyday. We should only keep Pav who actually scores despite rarely starting, only VDV scored more than him this year. Should try and get Van Nistelrooy and Berba up front next season
Definitely get rid of him. He only ever scores against the weaker teams – never against the “tp 4”, especially away. There are 20+ strikers in the premiership more threatening than him.
i keep reading that berba is coming back!!!!
now, correct me if i am wrong but old rednose wouldnt sell him unless there was something wrong with him.
we dont want another furious bob on our hands do we?
i know that if we buy the replacements first, we aint gonna command top doller for the defoes, psb’s etc but we cant have another frazer campbell scenario at the last minute.
come on levy, this is not the window for brinksmanship
lets get the business done nice and early
and have a proper pre-season for once
coys
I blame the hairdresser that him & Azza go to. Ever since they started getting these weird razor cuts in their eyebrows they’ve been playing like someone unscrewed their feet and put on Bobby Davro’s instead.
Maybe it’s some kind of Sweeney Todd-style Gooner plot?
is bobby davro on a long contract?
him and longthorne up front – wow
Would you insist on the Shirley Bassey or the Sinatra for Longthorne if he was lining up against say, United at Old Trafford? I have a feeling the Bassey would catch Vidic unawares… They wouldn’t be expecting such a bold move away from home.
sinatras hold up play is second to none, but then again i hear basseys close ball work is exceptional :whistle:
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They’re go-faster stripes like they used to put on 1970’s motors. :-D
Saving up for yonks to get one of those slatted plastic sun visor things for the back window of the Capri. Ahhhhhh. Joy.
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/4203/272507917447e0cc3ac6ne6.jpg
Good God I think you’ve got something there; play the Shirley Bassey way in high heels, that’s what Defoe needs!
It had to be done…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xvln035znM