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If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. If turnips were swords, I’d wear one by my side. If ifs and ands were pots and pans, there’d be no need for tinkers’ hands.

Anyone looking for something more sophisticated to kick than next door’s cat only has to dwell upon all the points dropped thrown hurled over arm bowled away in games against clubs who now litter the lower half of the table.

Now we can move on (some of us by the scruff of the neck) from the rosary bead clutching that dogged yesterday’s blog perhaps it’s time to assess the plan moving forward. And I’m not talking about the next few games. For information on the loss of 4th place kindly read the paragraph above this one.

The criminal yesterday outside of that lobotomised fecktard with the flag was undoubtedly Arry. He went for a draw. Look at the way he lined ’em up. Look at the way he sent ’em out. Look at the way he moved ’em about.

And what was the look of thunder about when Sandro scored? Was that the right time for a poker face? Arry tactically outwitted again. Is this old dog capable of learning new tricks?

Anyhoo, here are some player ratings…


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41 comments

  • nicktheyid says:

    The season now peeters out to a very respectable 5th/6th place.scousers are on out coat tails and may just nick 5th.buy all in all i for one would have been over the moon at the prediction of 1/4 finals champions league and still in with a shout of getting back there at this late stage.
    come on you bums be proud of the acheivements not despondant over what could have been.our cup is half full.arsene’s cup……..what cup

  • nicktheyid says:

    by the way how many times are we going to be cheated against the sky monarchy?? pedro mendes all over again.should have had champions league that season

  • Disco Darren says:

    Unless a miracle happens, this summer will be interesting though not in a positive way. It’ll be interesting to see who stays, who goes and who we get in. This may determine our next few seasons.
    My own personal opinion is that we need to get the stadium sorted as soon as possible so we can compete. I don’t know if this is an opertunity lost as the strikers that were availible in January have only scored the odd goal, just like ours.

    • nicktheyid says:

      good point on the strikers.hasnt really been a strikers season has it with the execption of berbatoss/bent theyve all under acheived, what couldve been ????

    • Azza's Eyebrow says:

      Don’t worry about the stadium. Once we’re not in Europe the fair weather fans will disappear and we could get away with a new East stand to take the attendance to ooh let’s say 40,000….and I’ll be able to get away tickets easily once again.

  • A_felching says:

    .When are Sandro, Bale and Modric movong onto clubs where they will win medals. No point moaning about the clown with the flag, Harry fucked this up against lesser teams than Chelsea. Roll on next season, good bye Harry :daumen:

  • Wowsers says:

    Harry is a player’s manager right? Arm round the shoulder and all?

    So how the foock can he not get Gomes back on his world class game. This teeter has been going on sinc the turn of the year (?).

    You are right Harry- we went there to save face when we needed to start a winning run.

    Harry forgets that 21 years is a rubbish excuse- we had NEVER been in the champions league until this season. On the same logic we should have respectfully taken fifth instead of beating shitty.

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