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Good morning. Liverpool away, God is in his heaven and all is right with the world. Yeah right.

At the very least we’re in for a treat of a pantomime. The matinee is the Dame Comolli starring in ‘The Wrong [Director’s] Box’ and then the 4pm show stars Arold Redschnapps in ‘How To Draw Games & Rubbish People [That Pay Your Wages]’.

Liverpool’s form is tip top. The biggest comeback since Lazarus. If the Bindippers enjoy anything more than looking short changed it’s winning.

The Tottinghams by contrast have been bumbling about like that bloke off that new Yellow Pages advert. Wandering about looking overly earnest to such an extent that within seconds nobody givesĀ  flying puck if he finds what he’s looking for or not.

Dalglish’s revival is built on upon home form that is equalled by City only bettered by Yanited and Cheatski. I hope we win but expect us not to. What I’d like if we can’t win is a passionate performance from the team and a brief, upbeat soundbite from our manager.

BIOYBC!

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  • Phil says:

    Why all the long faces? We all know no-one really wants to finish fourth and play in the Europa. It’s a poisoned chalice. Spurs had a great run in the European cup and the dream is over. The top five (now Liverpool are back) will now fight over the european trophy positions and it is now time to concentrate on the domestic cup competitions as an entry to european competition (or the fair play league….)

  • DAVSPURS says:

    Why cant we beat the bottom well just look at yesterdays results and the answer is Tempo and work rate. Harry H. said Liverpool’s sudden was down to there home form well i no it was down to there tempo rising to a new level with Suares Kaut Lucas Spearing Carragher and the new Maxi have all developed the sixth gear. This is why we cant beat teams in the bottom three i have had the wild shites all year not because off the opposition but because of what they would do at half time and in some cases the whole game. You forgot Everton they also came back from the dead you have ignored Toures drug test and his missing B test mentioned by Alan Green in the commentary yesterday has the longest B sample in History. This could be because when Liverpool was reported in there famous comeback years the then Chairman of the FA was Liverpool supporter Mr Barwick Liverpool’s slump started when he got sacked. Now its ex Chairman Max Bernstien who is holding back the scandal so City could shaft Spurs with bad refs and nice ones for City and win the cup. Kolo has the very reason in his B sample why the North west has damaged our chances of winning games we drew yes injuries Gomes the wrong system have all helped but the real reason his its too controversial and to big to tackle. These are the damming sine of energy abuse massive weight loss with gaunt looking faces blanket defending chasing the ball and pressing without worrying about tiring. To have 17 players with limitless amounts of energy is every managers and coach’s is dream how its being done is every fans Nightmare. This is not based on Kolo and Paddy Kenny and all the sudden deaths but on three seasons of campaigning with real evidence jthe problem is all the radio stations are run by ex footballers and Sky is the problem with all the TV money so my voice is silence and when i hear all my fans blaming Harry or praising a team i no is using sixth gear then it hurts even more . I look at our games like this the worse the form the harder the game the more players missing we will get beat or draw, There is a very good reason why the teams you mentioned have great home form because they have run around a lot and Kolo never failed his test because the testers are getting better since they told me they knew it was rife but they could not catch anyone ,no the reason he got caught it was against Utd when Rooney raised his fat legs over his head and beat City he was sub and never used the damming evidence from his blood. The shocked FA always keep drug names a secret just like the two youth players who failed a drug test for Arthritis drug with cocaine in it. The two lads got 3 and 5 month ban yet a lad David Allen from Widnes got a 2 year ban aged 21. This is why the premiership has so many shocks its not because of the new finacial rules its the inept testing fostered by the even more inept FA and Kolo the unlucky ones who failed but the FA will make sure they unknowingly through slimming tablets or cough medicine and it will carry on i rest my tired fingers because without sixth gear iam knackered. This is just a view of one deluded fan and this site takes no responsibility if the Author is taken away by white coated men to a padded cell sanctioned by the ex chairman of Man City FA Boss Maxi Bernstien. COYS

    • Ronnie says:

      …is this guy serious?

      • MysteriousStranger says:

        He writes this stuff periodically.

        “…just like the two youth players who failed a drug test for Arthritis drug with cocaine in it. The two lads got 3 and 5 month ban…”

        Hate to burst your bubble Dav, but good luck if you think your “man in the street” cocaine dealer is selling it pure, and that it hasn’t been cut with something. :shocked2:

        FYI, I do not partake in the taking of drugs such as this. :angel:

  • eastanglianspur says:

    I can’t see us getting anything but a thumping.

    3-0 or 4-1 to the dippers.

    Now let’s see ’em surprise me.

  • seattlespursguy says:

    Redknapp Jr. is on the Fox Soccer pre-game. He just said “Spurs had 2 points from 8 games when Dad took over.”

  • baker says:

    Liverpool need a result so Webb is appointed ref. There’s a surprise

    • Brycie says:

      I’d it any wonder Sluralix thinks Webb is the business hengifts them points every year him and that tube Clattenburg couldn’t ref a cock fight the pair of them!

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