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Yanited & Cheatski BOTH Negotiating For Modders

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Bleuurrrrrrrgh.

This window was never going to be dull. How could it be? Despite the calls for Arry to be ceremonally opened up and various still beating innards taken by fast horse to the four corners of the Bell & Hare’s beer garden – Spurs are ripe for plundering.

Outside of the popular hate figures Modders & The Boy Bale were always going to attract unwanted attention. It was nailed on.

We first began picking up snippets, hints and allegations that Yanited were skulking about as Bales’ stock rose during our Champions League campaign. Then as if to calm our nerves once he became injured those tales ebbed away. But then came the mumbles that Modders was one they really wanted.

There’s a chap on Spurs Community who’s boss it is believed knows Arry. The killer quote was, “Guys, just had a bombshell dropped on my head. In Harrys opinion, modders is off!

From what Harry said, Man Utd and Chelsea are in talks with us and we are inviting the talks. This also backs up the rift stories. Harry said that Levy will always listen to see if the money is right.

Gutted! Anyways, can’t back up the Parker in woodford story, but if we want him then he’s ours. Last night Harry wasn’t in Dublin. He was in Lille watching hazard and gervihno. Hazard for modric? Sorry again guys I just hope levy holds out…”




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  • Jazz15c says:

    Why do I always believe bad news???

    Need to signal our intent in this window early doors…he ain’t for sale. FRO!

    Would MUFC have entertained offers for Scholes when he was in his pomp?

    Piss off you red-nosed ass

  • MaddySpurs says:

    Bollocks (as in the story’s bollocks, not my reaction to Modders possibly leaving).

    He wants to stay so he’ll stay and no-one can afford him anyway. This is typical ITK bullshit. Tell me 1st of September if I’m wrong.

  • Astromesmo says:

    We’ll be OK as long as he uses the same travel agent as Benzema… He’s still en route.

  • Pete says:

    My mate’s granddad’s cousin drinks with arry at the his local boozer and said that Modrid and Bale are not f*cking goin’ nowhere. Listen to yourself mate! Do you actually read the shit before you post it?

  • harryabbots says:

    Don’t you just love this time of year? I’m sure most of our players will be linked with at least one of the Premier clubs and we’ll be linked with almost every striker in Europe. Just wish I could ignore it for the next 3 months, however I find myself strangely drawn……

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