Cole’s Agent Caregorically Denies Transfer Rumours

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Can everybody please stop jumping out of windows. With of course the possible exception of those in bungalows just having a few larks. But make sure it’s supervised. Flowerbed edging can twist an ankle in the blink of an eye.

The threat of Spurs signing Liverpool’s Joe Cole has cast a shadow over North London and incited street parties in Merseyside.

This just in from a poster calling himself The Godfather on the message board FTL. ‘Just had it confirmed from his agent David Geiss that we have NO interest in his client. Infact, he went as far as saying that there is currently no concrete interest in him.’

David Geiss is indeed the Chromosome Kids’ agent. So this at least lends credence to it. I had a fish supper in a pub on Chiswick High Road once called the Codfather and that was textbook.

Pity that Redschnapp’s stock is so low with supporters that despite all his achievements nobody put it past him to ship in a waste of space like Cole…

Over to you Arry.

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  • David says:

    Please say it isn’t so!!
    I though Chesea were called the pensioners. Is harry trying to pinch their nickname? Becks, Bellamy, Cole and Parker have all been rumoured to be on their way this year!!!!
    PS As to parker, after the England performance this week, juxtaposed with the Barcelona magic the week before. Surely nobody believes Parker is actually a top midfield player

  • Tottedavsdog says:

    This is for Roland Rat who dished the truth written by my owner Davspurs. I am a Yorkie called Totte an i want to shake your head till yer dead Grrrrrrr.

  • EngNor says:

    Lets hope so Mr Agent, a big step back if he comes to Spurs, he made his bed when he refused a move to WHL. He has never been a first choice player since his West Ham days. FFS, even Jenas is better.

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