Guten abend meine Damen und Herren.
Spurs Odious’ Roger Morgan is a cove. He’s running, shortly before a major newspaper (but awfully good of ‘im to share I say) that we are offering Pointy Shouty Bloke, ***** and two (at this time unnamed) others in exchange for …Cahill.
If this happens I hereby offer to swap my collection of Maggie Philbin nudie pics for an Action Man helicopter. But all goods must be in their original box. After all, Keith was at the time of these snaps.
Has anyone ever heard of a cash plus players deal going through? It might just be me but I really struggle to think of one, yet the Daily Mail puts this stuff out there.
Honestly you couldn’t make it up…apart from the fact they obviously did.