From inside The Lane. Any bearing or resemblence to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
The response to the Cheatski tapping up of the Croat Cruyff was as per the Chairman’s message a mix of contempt and fury.
The appointment of Villa Boas has caused an impasse and it is nothing more than ‘hoped’ on our side that Chelsea will not come back with another offer.
A formal complaint in relation to Chelsea’s tactics in this matter will be submitted if the situation deteriorates – ie – the player comes out with any more come and get me pleas.
The plan is not to send out the wrong message and immediately up Modric’s wages. He has quite recently signed a lengthy contract agreeing to terms. However it has been mooted that come next January an increase should be organised based upon commitment then rather than out of fear now.
Just seen that our own Jermaine Rodwell may like the looks of those Bosphorus hookas so it may be Tartar to JJ then. Plus Wilson thinks those big Pizza pies in Napoli are just Amore… When the balls at your feet …hmmm..hmmmm hmmmmitsamore.
ive heard from an insider that daws will be made permanent captain and modric vice captain to sweeten him abit, also in levys statement it said he will not be sold this summer…. not ruling out a january sale…. depends on what boas decides to do, feeling he may take moutinho and not need modric, if moutinho performs well enough….
The “I didn’t mean it like that” statement that will put all our tiny minds at rest (for a day or so).
Or the “oops sorry I got the Spurs kit photo shoot mixed up with my Chavski signing-on one. Thats next week isn’t it?”.
POTL has just text me the following message:
The last time I saw you my eyes were red from constant crying
Blue moon was at my door
The leaping of my ransomed heart
Said trees can weep and stone can bleed
We knew but we were unsure
I think it means Andy Booth is possibly our new striker coach.
Sounds like Adebayor chopping onions because the cooks rarely away, his misses has laid it on the line, cook, or pay. So he’s using his cricket bat and mortar and pestle to mash those bleeding onions, ” he knows where that ol’ onion bag is for sure”. So is that Bellers then? Right??? No???
Old news.This is the latest update:
You’ve got me captured, I’m under your spell.
I guess I’ll never learn.
I have your picture, yes I know it well.
Another page is turned.
Are you for real ? it’s so hard to tell,
From just a magazine.
Yeah, you just smile and the picture sells,
Look what that does to me
A&E has just sold Patrice Evra his entire collection of Wade Whimsies.
And I thought I went on a bit!? Strewth. The man’s a certified nut-job.
How long have we been paying JJ?