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The Answer To Spurs Striker Crisis Is Revealed

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Good evening.

Here’s my boy. If we lose him it’ll be a dark day at The Lane. Is he perfect? No he is not. Is ours a perfect club? Buddabing.

Here’s 3 reasons to back Pav. Arry you lonesome tube.

For those still awake another half decent 11 o’clocker on t’cards.

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  • Hmmp says:

    Good
    Maybe now someone will buy him

  • Spurchrisd says:

    This is on the same night that Robbie Keane is being made to look like Jimmy Greaves.
    98% of international teams are shit.
    Pav scores the occasional screamer, followed by a couple of months of loafing around aimlessly.
    I had to sit amongst the Chelscum at Stamford Bridge, Pav shat himself when faced with a physical contest.
    That was the final straw for me.

  • ken e winks says:

    I LIKE PAVY DIAZ. Said it before, saying it again. At one stage a while back he’d scored about 6 goals in a total of 40 odd minutes playing time. The guy is a goalscorer when given a run, he does the odd What the fuck are ya doing Pavy? moment, but look at his goals for Spartak, he is a poacher really plus he’ll get the odd belter. Wolves away, Young boys away, Brum home off the top of my half cut head. And a peach of a header at Old Nafford couple years back, scored more than any of our forwards this season and may have played the least. Yep…keep ‘im.

  • frontwheel says:

    I liked Pav from the first game,some defender gave him some grief 5 mins later the defender gets a slap,nice

    • Spurstacus says:

      I liked Pav for exactly the same reason- he looked like a fighter. I think someone kicked him and like you said a couple of mins later he went for a challenge in the air and stuck his elbow in the players ear. Yes, I thought at last. But since then… I can’t disagree with guvnor, (nor would I). Pav is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in a mystery and encoded in Russian.
      I think as it stands I’d let Defoe and Pav go and get in some proven quality. Keep Crouch as an option :-(.

      • ken e winks says:

        The only option Crouch provides is for Dawson when he can’t be bothered to think beyond slinging it high and long.I know ya joking an’all but we need to start a Think on Micheal campaign…short passes into Luka or Tommy etc. Build…Build.. get leaflets out and everything.

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      That was when I began day dreaming about him. Wasn’t that some Toon bloke with a perm? Bashed Pav to the floor so – the next high ball our lad cracked him in the ear?

  • david says:

    We should sign Englands new top centre forward, Barren Dent. The way he lent back and cleared the bar with his left foot strike in the seventieth minute was absolute class.
    After Englands useless World cup final performances last year, I thought it was generally agreed that the old guard and manager had to go.
    Imagine my surprise when I saw us play the Swiss tonight and discovered the same old crap players and manager.
    The Swiss had a quality CB whose main talent was falling over. Wonder who he plays for ?
    Their other CB (Senderos)looked half decent as did their LB, Zeigler. He seeed familiar but can’t remember where I saw him.

    • ken e winks says:

      England as a footballing nation is obsolete, it all stems from scouting a generation or two ago when the earliest kids to reach puberty were considered the most viable talent, the last ten years its more about speed but we will never do anything worthwhile. Exibit A Theo Walcott, i bet he broke schoolboy sprint records, seems the makes you a promising footballer? Whats better, that angle or whether you’re 6ft and can grow a moustache at 14. No coincidense Spain are a bit better.

      • david says:

        I reckon you are right but it’s sad.
        Still playing the same old faces who have done nothing at International level for as long as I can remember.

        • ken e winks says:

          Don’t mean to harp on, but ya right all we have is these same old faces, The new ones are working shit jobs or gone abroad, doing drugs, maybe coaching etc. I knew some shit hot kids when i was a teenager, proper technically gifted who were either overlooked cos of size blah blah or jacked it cos of mindless trainers/managers/coaches. Then every world cup you have to listen to some prick like Hansen going…”whats with English football” know what i mean?…. Time for another white russian, oh yeah, i was one of them overlooked players hahaha. Not bitter though.

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