Hello.
The transfer windows are a mixed bag in the online world. Poor, football-less folk wander barren lands like dispossessed souls. From site to site they roam clicking in the vain for hope that their side has pulled off a coup, or better still not made another unmitigated howler.
I understand the commercial pressures. I’ve been at this for over a fortnight now. But for the love of sweet baby Jesus and the orphans when is the conveyor belt of human waste going to actually look at itself and ever blush?
A crappy made up Bale story in the Sunday Express suddenly gives some anonymous lobotomised intern at Goal.com license to catapult garbage at us.
What’s worse is that reads as if it was written by a Tomorrows’ World presenter with a sense of humour bypass. If it was an audio book it’d be read by the Archbishop of Canterbury.
I hate to break up the party by announcing that not only have we run out of ice but the caterers and complimentary hookers have had to cancel, but this is cobblers. And it’s recycled cobblers at that – which is why I have this sudden apoplexic goat shortage.
And this from a man that has served up some rubbish in his time, but at least I had the front to be honest about it …and we’ve had some laughs along the way. ‘Liverpool Sign Bent’, anyone?
I know it’s tough out there but this is witless. This didn’t touch a nerve as I’m scared Bale will leave. It touched a nerve as it’s baseless and dumb. Now on yer way.
Now that BMJ has his feet under the desk at Fulham should we expect a £15 million bid for PSB – Europe’s greatest active goalscorer…or…is that Klose going on a free transfer to Valencia? Maybe we can we swap Bob for Bellamy?
Hopefully BMJ will buy PSB, Hutton, Jenas, Crouch et al for a combined fee of approx £250m.
Then, once Redknapp leaves for the England job, BMJ returns to The Lane in order to take care of his unfinished business.
Now if I were Jol I would do no business with Levy buying or selling.The way he was treated stinks.But I am not Jol and believe that Levy does his best for the team.Sacking Ramos when he did to give us time to climb out of the hole was a brave decision and a public climbdown seeing as he was his own scouted appointment.He did that for a club decision which worked out and no doubt will do it again when needed.Coys
Pot. Kettle. Blud.
Missed. Boat. Gilbo.
What about JenArse; someone, somewhere, must be stupid enough, to buy him?
I wouldn’t bank on it.
Mr H, you’ve got an add, at the bottom, tell me to: ‘get my underarms gorgeous’, some mistake surely?
Must be just for you. Mine promises to improve my credit rating :cwy:
I have no ad. Not fair!!! ( Stamps feet and slopes off)
Lets just be nice to one another and remember don’t judge other people or you might get judged yourself.