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In Africa Screams, Abbott & Costello search for diamonds in Africa, along the way meeting a visually-impaired Stooge, hungry lions, not to mention the locals… Funny how life imitates art, as David Cameron is played perfectly by Shemp Howard who met up with the Spurs boys in Pretoria when he could have been in London overseeing a Commons Select Committee.

Diamonds are evidently in extremely short supply but if you’re looking for hungry lions Van der Vaart & the boy Bale fit the bill perfectly. The fire and the focus in these two is a pleasure to watch.

But elsewhere we look every inch like a mob with issues.

Someone needs to find Arry one of those heat machines they have at the Mega Store so the numbers on the backs of some of our shirts can have pound signs put in front of them.


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53 comments

  • McG says:

    If people are prepared to buy a bric of the new stadium, they’d be prepared to buy one from the old stadium too I’d have thought?! You could build your own wall or BBQ… P&P bit of a bitch tho!

  • A_Felching says:

    Were we shite again, when is Redchump up in front of the Beak

  • Kay says:

    oh my word its pre-season…. cmon COYS

  • Steveo1987 says:

    Are the Boks pre-season?

  • binger says:

    same old people on here slagging off the team its only pre season call your self supporters best team we have had in over 20 years and you still not happy coys

    • frontwheel 2 says:

      It makes me happy

    • hotspurhartley says:

      Best team we have had? Bentley, Palacios, Janice….what the F*ck! Freidel looked like a great understudy to Gomes and Rubberchops swapped both wingers so the cameras would remember he was there…..I am now waiting for WW3 and a 5 year break rather than same old, same old next season with this Prick in charge…..

      • hotspurhartley says:

        ‘swapped both wingers’ put Bale on the right for ten minutes and Bentley on the left…Bale on the right is like Bale in the ‘sin bin’ in Rugby Union……Bentley on the left (or the right) is like Bentley in the ‘sin b……
        Knobchumps thinks that it fools the opposition! It doesn’t, it gives them confidence….every f*cking time…… :gaehn:

      • Spurstacus says:

        Yes Brad was poor for their goal, but he will learn from that mistake. I’m predicting that Brad will have a long and successfull career im the prem. This is just the beginning for him. After all George Foreman was still fighting at 60.

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