Good evening.
In Africa Screams, Abbott & Costello search for diamonds in Africa, along the way meeting a visually-impaired Stooge, hungry lions, not to mention the locals… Funny how life imitates art, as David Cameron is played perfectly by Shemp Howard who met up with the Spurs boys in Pretoria when he could have been in London overseeing a Commons Select Committee.
Diamonds are evidently in extremely short supply but if you’re looking for hungry lions Van der Vaart & the boy Bale fit the bill perfectly. The fire and the focus in these two is a pleasure to watch.
But elsewhere we look every inch like a mob with issues.
Someone needs to find Arry one of those heat machines they have at the Mega Store so the numbers on the backs of some of our shirts can have pound signs put in front of them.
sky sports apologise to john terry for misrepresenting his interview regarding luka modric! how much can be drained from this story? where is the apology to tottenham for the passing of love letters under the desk between a predatory courtier and an already betrothed wanna be whore?where is the apology for trying to upset our applecart every close season?the fear of us actually being a continuously sucessfull club weighs most heavily on the mind of the media than it does on any of our rivals.
bring on the start of the season – the sun seems to have sent some peoples’ brains into overdrive addledom
what a load of old codswallop
withdrawal symptoms are in plentiful supply on this blog sense and reason has flown out the window
and no mention of the 16 year old we’ve just signed – this boy could be dynamite