Good morning.
Girlfriend in a coma? Sadly not, but my football club appears unwakeable. Now even Ars5na1, the world’s most reluctant transfer market participants have begun spending with their CEO threatening, ‘there’s plenty more where that came from, girls!’ What we have is Steven Peanut Tweeting…
‘Watch out tomorrow for my big announcement!’
So that’s today’s competition. What will be Stevie P’s ‘big announcement’? The winning guess at his impending Tweet will need to be as vicious as it is funny, I know that much.
First prize is TV Dragon, Deborah Meaden. Debs is completely house trained and emits the phrases, ‘Let me tell you where I am,’ and ”I’ve heard enough!’ at random. Ms Meaden comes with washable hair, a half case of Neuf da Pape, an emergency stash of HRT and a wardrobe made by the same people that did Judy Finnegan.
He’s changing his hair from corn rows to a big afro. Just like his mate A&E
he’s preg
I am sharing with JJ on tour, don’t know what happened last night but I have a sore ring and can hear a muffled phone ringing.
Genius, Certainly brightened up a dreary day haha.
He’s changing his name to Perryman.
:lol: Brilliant
His big announcement is that he isn’t Steven, he is in fact Stephanie and has been living as Steven for several years now whilst awaiting gender-reassignment.
However, the lads have noticed in the showers, that “Steven” is not hung like your average geezer like, and so he has felt the time is right to “come out” and confess all.
*Note to self* Must run these things in future after I’ve had my breakfast.
I, on the other hand, had these thoughts whilst having my breakfast!!