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Good afternoon fight fans.

After this morning’s fiasco courtesy of The Sun’s brain surgeons PAUL JIGGINS and MARK IRWIN it must be a great idea for any Spurs fans with a spare 20 seconds or so to share their contempt with the people that employ these two plinths.

Mr Jiggins was on talkSPORT this morning talking to Chubby Cundy and Andy Goldstein. That was an aural experience. Still at home after 10am when he took the call as that is where he is to be found when he’s not and I quote….’‘Grabbing great scoops!’

Mmmn. On the strength of today Mr Jiggins, your idea of a great scoop is something still steaming, fresh from Fido’s bottom.

What sucks is not just that your information was 100% wrong but the impact was so significant that you shouldn’t be employed as a someone writing this type of stuff as you clearly have no awareness. No understanding.

Like your greasy now unemployed/about to jailed/about to jailed again colleagues at The News Of The Screws you saw sales as being far more important than the truth.

We all get it wrong. I have occasionally run a story that we are signing a player *Benzema*COUGH*Benzema*COUGH COUGH* who doesn’t sign, but unlike your Dawson tale the only casualty of a player not signing is …my own credibility.

In this instance the casualties of your tripe were Michael Dawson’s integrity and the integrity of the THFC Board. Your article today was a big claim. You cannot make big claims without truly believing that your information is golden. From the horse’s mouth.

Not it’s bottom.

In your chat with Chubby Cundy you clearly thought you were the business. “Daniel Levy could find himself in a hell of a lot of trouble.” You said.

“Reap the whirlwind, you ginger clown.” I say.

Step 1. C&P the text below:

FAO: Dominic Mohan, Editor The Sun.

Paul Jiggins is a brain dead slug, please fire him.

Yours sincerely,

Another customer lost to you and your advertisers.

Step 2:

You need to send it to to custserv@the-sun.co.uk

BIOYC!

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118 comments

  • Spurfect says:

    I think Redknapps wising up and actually starting to talk like a SPURS manager:

    Redknapp told BBC Sport: “We know he wants to leave and whether he writes it down on a piece of paper doesn’t really make any difference to our stance.

    “He’s a great player and we don’t want to lose him.”

    Maybe this courtcase has knocked some sense into him. More of the same please.

    I’d also like to know if Levy is pursuing reporting Chelscum to the FA for tapping up? Modric has stated that Villas Boas wants to make him part of his team, and that they’ve ‘offered’ him things.

    • MysteriousStranger says:

      No, one quote following on from his other atrocities does not make Redknapp talk like a SPURS manager.

      It makes him talk like ANY manager who is making the lind of noises the public are supposed to interpret as toeing the “we’re keeping him” party line when they are actually just waffle before we do eventually sell him.

  • brineyno9 says:

    Have a look at Jiggins’ “biography” on http://www.journalisted.com it sums him up very well, faceless, uneducated, with no experience and nothing really to offer.

    liverpool fans had the best idea of what to do with the old currant bun, boycott it! It’s not even useful for wiping your backside on (the print comes off). Don’t bother e-mailing, just don’t buy it.

    Daws story = bull*hit.

    Luca’s head has been turned, get rid now for £27m plus Drogba and move on. I can remember Berbatov’s last “performance” with the enduring memory of him standing in the centre circle with his hands on his hips, I don’t want a repeat performance…..

  • edspur says:

    I was of the mind that we should sell – preferably not to an English club but if thats necessary then not to the Chavs. BUT if Levy does sell then it opens the floodgates on Bale and others that we don’t want to sell. If Levy refuses to sell Ratboy then it shows others that unless they have a get out clause they might as well swivel. We might have some unhappy players but whats the alternative? Surrender?

  • ehbahgumspur says:

    How about:
    Sneider – Manure £35000000
    Modric – Inter £30000000
    Eto’o – Spurs 20000000
    Job done!

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