Morning.
And welcome to Friday, gateway to the weekend. I tell you this much, this weekend my ambition is to do less than nothing. If this weekend were a dog it’d be a poodle.
Real Madrid,talks in. That is from Football_Agent9Football Agent on the old Twitter malarky. I happen to think this chap is ‘good stuff.’ No cryptic Bow Locks, he tells you what he knows, to the best of his abilities, whenever he can.
Source tells me Spurs are deep in negotiations with Real Madrid, not sure what for yet but will keep you posted.
So that should be just about sufficient to send your average Yid into a decent enough spin for oooh, days? Conspiracy theorists must opt for Mourinho. Lunatics for Kaka. My guess is we want to know what powder and fabric conditioner they use on their kits to keep ’em so smashingly brillaint white.
Answers on in the comments box shaped postcard below. The winner of the best reasoned or indeed unreasoned suggestion wins ‘ The Best Of Neil Sedaka’ LP autographed by David Pleat.
This gate-fold sleeve album includes a Polaroid of the ex Tottenham supremo wearing a ‘Brighton In Bloom 88’ t shirt baring the ball point dedication, ‘I miss you, my Calender Girl.’
BIOYC!
“Taking a playing” – Christ, it’s been a long week.
fackinel, that’s a right jiggins.
or…jiggins! that’s a right fackinel.
They want Jenas
My prayers have been answered
That was the problem. God’s switchboard was jammed. He’s obviously only just now dealing with the backlog.
we get beckham
I reckon its for Granero, i remember seeing a few articles on article saying Spurs had bid £12.6mil for him so this seems to fit quite well. Or it could be for Diarra? Or potentially Canales? Could be any number of people
benzemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hope So! It better be bloody BENZEMAAAAAAAAAAAAA! We get him and we will win the bloody league! COYS!
HH – You’re getting your warblers confused. Beautiful Noise (ironic title) was Mr Neil Diamond.
Anyway, I’m glad we’re in contact with Real Madrid as Fake Madrid have no players we want.
PS I’d shat myself if we got Diarra here
Ba dum tish!
Oh bugger, you’re right!
I’d be proud if it wasn’t so sad :blush:
Ha. I see you’ve changed the tee-shirt name above :) Maybe “Breaking Up Is Hard To Do” on one of your ratboy Tee-shirts too?
I think you mean “Da Bum Tish”