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It’s All Levy’s Fault – But It’s Alright Rodney – Arry As A Cunnin’ Plan

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Wotcha.

In an unsensational and all too predictable flash of cockroach like behavour, our tight lipped supremo passed the buck for this evening’s thumping to …Chairman Daniel Levy.

Levy, who has done nothing but hamper the clubs process by shipping in expensive deadbeats for the last two years finally brought Mr Redschnapps out of his self imposed vow of silence and meditation this evening.

“We need one or two and we need some characters and I’ve said this for a long time to the chairman.

I know exactly who we need and if the chairman can help me get them then we’ll be a better team”

This would be funny if I didn’t care. Arry bought Defoe back and his strategy there was to eventually give him a Jimmy Greaves DVD. Arry watched PSB die a slow death at Liverpool and spent millions resigning his corpse. And then Arry brought in 3MP and did his level best to turn us into a modern day Watford.

If this wasn’t enough, he then publicaly backs the idea that we sell arguably our best player to fund the purchase of an old West Ham player and an old Pompey player. Not mum’s jewellery, Dell!

In the words of Del Trotter, who needs a recession when you’ve got him as a financial advisor?’

Arry makes Venables look like Alan Sugar. He makes Fred & Rose West look like Terry & June.

Yes he’s probably the best manager since Keith, but by Christ he’s beginning to frighten me now.

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  • DubaiSpur says:

    “I know exactly who we need and if the chairman can help me get them then we’ll be a better team”. Really, Redders? Exactly what we need? Well, according to you, we didn’t need Suarez. And we don’t need Ruiz. But we did need to resign Defoe. And Crouch. And Keane. And Chimbonda, in case people forgot about that one.And we badly needed Pienaar. And we needed Upson, too. At one point we needed Robert Green. And now it seems like we’ll be needing Joe Cole and Scott Parker. I’m glad to see you know exactly what we need, based on this evidence.

  • Eleth_bay says:

    We were awfull today vdv never passed , Lennon was crap,corluka is crap …….. Kranjar for me is just not good enough he has no stamina to play central midd ….. We should of had the players in by now….. Ffs levy you cunt what you doing in America, wot tryna by land on Donavan or summin…… I hate spurs sometimes…..

  • hotspurhartley says:

    It’s easy to slag him off when we have just been outclassed by as much a depleted Manure as the team we put out, but I don’t do easy so I’ll wait until we beat someone and then irritate you all by announcing that Arry really is a useless tw*t….

  • Stu Spur says:

    I was wondering what Harry’s excuse was going to be post game. He really is so spineless

  • Naughty Governor says:

    Low blow by Redschnapps, Levy is the best thing about this club. The worst about tonight showing was to see how inept van der Vaart is in the middle of the park – Red shites midfield completely overran us after those “brilliant” subs.

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