The Barclays Premier League, already in an advanced state of meltdown has been shaken to it’s very core this afternoon.
Rumour upon rumour have frayed the nerves of the toughest of men. News of confirmed transfers are thin on the ground. 3MP is currently being goaded into the back of a white van by a pair of Senior Keepers from London Zoo. Kieron Dyer is discussing terms with Holby City and Jermaine Jenas has locked himself in a female toilet cubicle in Brent Cross shopping centre.
Despite repeated pleas from Arry Redschnapps, no improved bids from Cheatski have emerged. However HH understands that the player has decided to take matters into his own hands. Levy & Co.’s Imperial Guard have been scrambled and are blocking the Kings Road.
SSN captured the moment the Croatian broke free.
This will be the worst bit of business we’ve ever done keeping that little t**sser.
He doesn’t want to be here and is worth no more than £20-25m.
He’s f**cked up the team so far this season, and will f**ck it up even more staying.
Get rid.
i know we have all been over this but redknapps the one at fault. Any quote from modders about his professionalism has been undermined by redknapp trying to sell him through the media.
Did he really ask not to be played and then put in a below par performance because he is coming back from a lengthly lay off?
i dont know – just askin’ :whistle:
Sky reporting weve signed Parker – done deal
Harry “hit hunter” Hotspur does it again, anything to get the hits
Worked on you.
I prefer Hit Whore, or in your case Mogely, ‘Idiot Bait.’
http://twitter.com/#!/45_MBalotelli
That Balotelli is a joker/bull-shit artist…
He is either going somewhere or just messing with twitterites…
Or the more likely scenario, which is – it isn’t really him.
Looks like Lucre Modric will still be with us come midnight.
Notwithstanding the perceived problems this might cause, I would like to congratulate DL for having the gonads to stand up to him and Cheatski. If a few more Chairmen had the same resolve, it might persuade players that a contract actually imposes duties on both parties.