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Me again.

There appears to be something close to good news on the horizon in relation to Togo’s finest. Respected cyber snout Archibald has vouched for information on Spurs Community’s ITK page that a deal could yet be done.

A number of suggestionsn are being made and not all of them as cheery as the thought of us landing a new striker.

In relation to Adebayor the mooted deal is a 50/50 split between us and City of the players £175pwk wages. This would be for the period of a one year loan deal.

The issue as ever is freeing up wage bill space currently being hogged by losers, hangers on and soap dodging miscreants. PSB heading to to Hollywood with his bint and an endless procession of Brown Thomas bags full of LFC memorabelia will be a good start, but either Defoe or Crouch or preferably both also need a gentle nudge towards the JobClub™.

Let’s hope this happens. I can imagine Modders deciding that he has remembered another mythical gentleman’s agreement whereby Levy & Co promised him a big name striker. Well mush this is pretty big. It’s got eight letters in it. You’ve only got six.

BIOYC!

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  • SA Spursfan says:

    He will score more goals for us than the current lot of loosers put together and that is all that matters! The sooner PSB and Crouch goes the better. With Ade coming in we can let Crouch go because height up front wont be a problem.

  • GuySpur says:

    Second?

  • GuySpur says:

    Damn it, took me longer to write that than it does for Levy & Co to get a deal done! lol

  • aidyj says:

    bollocks! nearly, it will never happen, its like the chances of horny helen getting laid i.e big kev the looter from tottenham high street or h h giving us an itk that comes off. We need a striker desperately but although we can malign the likes of keane and defoe they have still scored 100 goals for our wonderful club, so it might be time to move on but give the lads respect, i think defoe will have a good year this year and if we brought in adebayor i think they’d make a good partnership, i hate that f’ing bloke but if he bangs in 20 for us i’d be more than happy, gallas anybody i had the same feelings about him, his face made me want to loot my own home for stuff to throw at him but he’s been a model pro and we wud hav been fooked without him last year?

  • jerkinmahjurgen says:

    We are the new Galacticos. Is Beckham still coming? We’ll have Ronaldo in two years…

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