Good evening ladies.
Another day of the old transfer window behind us, then. Deep joy. I see the domino theory has well and truly kicked in with our ITK bretheran. Everyone’s saying Adebayor and Diarra’s done. Nailed on done. Or your money back.
My money is on a signing coming from well off the ITK radar. I’m not going to be cute with you here, I don’t have a clue. And that’s my point.
A pal of mine however …who is not without rather bleedin’ decent City contacts thinks there has been some severe gun jumping going on re: the Adebayor deal.
Adebayor to us and City to pay half the money? If this happens I’ll be very happy …but right now I see it as bedtime tales from Lollypop Land in the same category as the Tevez ‘loan’ to the Gunners.
Why would City advance us so significantly? I just don’t get it. I wanna get it but don’t yet. I know you need me right now. I know you want a new Messiah, because I do too… meh.
So, why is this bar steward laughing like a drain?
Prize for the best example of super human funniness this evening wins The Nolan Sisters. This troupe of clapped out songbirds/born again wimmin come complete with a legally questionable lease, a variety of outfits from British Home Stores PLC and a handgun.
Let battle commence.
The t- shirt below will be available on Monday…so don’t blow all your money on hookers and muscle relaxant this weekend :whistle:
Modric: First!
Bassong (thinking): Shut up Rat Boy. We’re so bored of that first shit everyday.
‘ere Luka, I hear we are signing a special player called Gattuso!’