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Arry Preparing Tottingham Exit

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Good evening all.

A considered question to those who might feel I’m giving Arry a rough ride. Name me another Premiership manager who so profusely publicly contradicts the decision and the will of his club’s board.

I continually kid myself I’m a balanced chap but striking a balance between Derek Nimmo and Don Logan (bad Ghandi) is a demanding role. And then I get this. 

He simply cannot help himself can he? Can we get get a quick word Aitch? Oh for the man’s ability to reply, ‘Velocity’ and keep walking. Alas no. No microphone is safe from the earnest emissions of a man possessed by the need to cover himself.

‘Well I told you we shudda sold ‘im back in June.’

Avergrumble and Twitch indeed. This guy is a good manager. And an excellent crisis manager. And perhaps that’s it in a nutshell. He realizes this and is hell bent on creating a crisis so that he might step in and mop all our fevered brows with his fabulous fire fighting skills. Who knows?

“I could sit here and say Luka was happy, that he was glad he didn’t go to Chelsea and get all that money and that he is much happier here now but I’d be talking rubbish.

“I don’t know how he feels. You’d have to ask him. If he told you the truth, I don’t know what he’d say but he’s here and he’s got to get on and play.

“I’d always been brought up with the belief that if people didn’t want to play for your club, you move them on and bring in someone who does want to play for you and I was of that opinion in the end.

“I thought that if Luka didn’t want to be here, we should take the £40million and all move on but I love him as a player. He is fantastic and now it is all done, I’m delighted he is still here.”

Arry, here’s a tip from (believe it or not someone who thinks you’ve done good works here…

Shut up and remember where you are. You’re dealing with intellectually sharp people not only as fans but also on the THFC board. Not ‘idiots’, some snoring old duffer of a chairman or some on the run Bond villain. 

It is extraordinary that you are still peddling this sympathy hug schtick for a contracted employee. Spare all of us this garbled home spun East End rubbish about ‘turned heads’ and get yourself familiar not only with contract law but a process you seem to become spectacularly unfamiliar with of late called, ‘acting like a naffing grown up.’

If it goes wrong here – an outcome by the way none of us seek – do you genuinely believe that this nonsense will somehow act as a safety net? Christ you must be thick.

Get on with managing a great club. A well run club and stop acting the damn goat.

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  • H says:

    Harrys got more coats than a Dulux factory, one minute its “The chairman needs to show ambition” the next its “we should have sold him” either that or he’s faking dementia in order to get bung to leave early, little holiday before he takes the engerlanddddddddd job!

    Has no one in the media picked up on his many coats?

  • Harry Redknapp says:

    Shut up Harry Hotspur I’m a fucking football manager not a diplomat

    It’s best to get rid of unhappy players and youth and bring in triffic players like Beckham, Neville and Parker.

    Sandra! That Daniel Levy thinks he knows it all. Tells me to get rid of Crouchie and bring in someone called Giovani. Never heard of him. I bet he doesn’t do well in training. Defoe does great in training. Scores lots of goals. What do you mean it’s because there’s no linesmen? Fuck off!

  • brian says:

    Just for once,it would be nice if harry would shut his mouth.But that would be hoping for too much,would;nt it.He seems to be more intent on stirring things up.Perhaps its time,we shifted him on.And got a manager with some better dipolomacy skills..

  • emspurs says:

    direct quote from redknapp interview:

    “I’ll be honest. I don’t have a clue.”

    Context-schmontext, that says it all really.

  • Harry Hotspur says:

    No other manager comes out with this nonsense. Fergie never mentions his board. Does Arsene? Mancini is equally zipped. It’s beyond a naffin’ joke.

    • Harry Redknapp says:

      That’s because they are lying bastards while I tell you the truth

      ‘Onest ‘Arry

      • Harry Hotspur says:

        :freu

      • melcyid says:

        Harry Redknapp I think you need to go for a big poo.

        • Harry Redknapp says:

          It doesn’t matter what you think

          I earn millions while you struggle to pay your bills

          We’re all in this together ha ha ha

        • melcyid says:

          regardless of the millions you earn you still need to go for a poo.anyway I live far from the tax man near Joe Lewis. give me a call before you go down and I will set up an offshore account for you. we are all in this together.HA ha HA :shifty:

        • Harry Redknapp says:

          Oh no you don’t. You are clearly from the taxman and trying to entrap me into putting money into a monitored account.

          You are in breach of my human rights under EU law. See you in court.

        • melcyid says:

          Wrong Harry Im not Nigerian either.You know the taxman cant touch you here because Mandaric and his son had 20 million confiscated by the Bahamian central bank for false rendition.It was in the USB bank but not anymore.Any way no one could entrap your trap eh renta gob

    • Naughty Governor says:

      Well I have to admit I´m not Harrys biggest fan … BUT in my mind I´ve chosen to believe that this is an effort/strategy to get the absolute best out of our best player, Harry is telling Luka “It´s me and you against the world!” – “I´m in your corner, son” and all that shit. At least Luka has (somewhere) stated that he has no grudge against the manager. Let´s face it players come and go, fans go on forever – who really cares how they feel with talent like Luka, I don´t think it will matter in the end, he has to perform if he wants to leave, correct?

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