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Guten Ahbend.

I tell you this much, the natives are friendly. I walked passed a couple in the street both tucking into something I wanted. As this was in one of Harrogate’s many nice side streets and not a nudist beach, I fearlessly approached. ‘Hello, I’m Lee Marvin. Now, where did you get those beauties?”

Straight in there, my friend!” replied a righteous man in a fleece mopping his meated sweat brow whilst pointing at a nearby doorway.  Barely a few minutes after noon this was and within less than a minute I was the proud owner of a roasted pork bap with stuffing, a smudge of apple sauce and smattering of crackling.  A trip to York a while back had yielded something similar. This was actually more better.

And so to young Giovanni and as per the point made in the headline, this ought to be regarded as a new signing by rights. Hint, hint, Arry. C’mon Mr Redschnapps, the boy’s got two feet. You know it makes sense.

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  • namingrights_available says:

    If you can’t be with the one you love,
    Love the one you’re with.

  • Hartley says:

    He’s a rate good player that Giovani…..trouble is tha manager thinks that it thee but that not tha no’s….as we say in Yorkshire ;-)

  • Plod says:

    Shame he hasn’t got the brain to apply the right attitude to be worth giving a chance to in the Europa league.

    You have to show through your training and professional attitude that you are worth giving a starting berth to you do not moan that the world owes you a living and nobody ever gives me a chance.

    He has done nothing to show he is worth one and his outburst is clearly him telling the club “I don’t want to play for you.”

    Try growing up.

    • 4 Ever Hopeful says:

      Whatever his behaviour he has been harshly treated. At least find a match in which to give him the 65 minutes we only ever get out of VdV before he stomps off down the tunnel. Hardly great team spirit from the injury prone and difficult to accommodate Dutchman.

    • MysteriousStranger says:

      Plod.

      You spent most of the last thread moaning about the players attitude.

      He is young and may have made a few mistakes. However, his last manager (who was in charge of Racing Santander at the time), was very interested in signing him for his new team, Sevilla.

      So his attitude cannot have been so bad can it?

      Oh no, it can’t have been. Thank you, and goodnight.

      • Harry Hotspur says:

        Has GDS’ attitude been any worse than Ledders? My only attack on the lad is that he was photographed in a condition doctors call ‘wonkered on booze’ which Legless King is famous for…

      • Plod says:

        You are welcome to be suduced by 2 goals, I am not. If he had the attitude of Hernandez at Man Utd there wouldn’t be a problem,but he doesn’t.

        He prefers to fly to Spain and go to bars, no wonder he was desperate to go to Seville and not Udinese who bid 3 times as much for him.

        Prove you are worth a chance and you will get one. He simply hasn’t proved it.

        You don’t get promotion to be “given a chance” you have to prove you are worth it and it shouldn’t be any different for him. He is over hyped and has been very average when he has played. Like Krancjar he is defensively poor so his options are somewhat limited.

  • spursguv says:

    He’s rite good player but he aint english so Arry the arsehole won’t know what to do with him. Arry is too old to become a decent manager after all these years (26?) of pure failure or competing at the wrong end of the table. We have a swathe of players all releived to be out of spurs and a few more who can’t wait! Wait until Jan when everyong has had enough of the rambling from the ol twitch. He’s pissin off every one

  • mr.james says:

    Who exactly IS the right winger with the black hair, milky white skin and the beauty spot???? hubba hubba

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