Good Evening.
Here she is then, the face the launched a thousand daft denial comments aka the good ship lollypop aka the Professor aka Aunty Wenger.
The caption comp to perhaps cap’em all. Well, this week anyhoo.
Winner of the chirpiest chortle wins a cup of boiling hot water to accompany the instant noodle dish of their choice. What was Mr Shake Hands Man saying?
Van der Vaart was delighted with the ride-on footballer costume that Bernie Clifton gave him.
“Ere, Two-bob. Are you going to finish that pie?”
I Zhall simply pretend I didn’t zee you…
…And don’t call me “Arsey”.