Spurs Man To Buy Invisible Motorcycle

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Good afternoon.

Dances With Scones has announced that he plans not to have a hair cut until he scores a goal in a competitive game. His target is to raise £75k for Cancer Research from this stunt.

A few immediate thoughts from me. The first is that we’ll turn a few heads fielding the black Benn Gun … to Huddlestone who is shouting “Many’s the long night I’ve dreamed of cheese-toasted, mostly” who plays a sublime ball through to Adbayor …

The sketch is to raise money for Cancer Research. It is difficult to argue against a charity that does such essential work being given more money. But, it does irk a little that the grand total Dances With is aiming for could probably be generated by a whip round from all the first team lads. And the policemen are getting younger.

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  • McG says:

    Come on the Marseille!!!

  • TMWNN says:

    Huddelstone would be a great player in a shite league. Too dozy for the PL, like Deofe, half decent squad player.

    • Ledge says:

      Bit harsh.
      I reckon he may struggle to get back in our team with Parker and Sandro on form, but the Hudd would walk into any prem midfield outside the top 6.

  • chiversmetimbers says:

    Talkin of invisible, I would love to read that book what was it? “Spurs In The 80’s” HH?

    we had a few good afros then too…Hazzard for sure, can’t remember crooks ever sportin the doo tho..

  • Sid Trotter says:

    Anything that is invisible does not exist. Dances with Scones, pah – he has eaten them all – they are no longer there – they are invisible. I will chip in five pounds if he loses five pounds – fair?

  • lamf1958 says:

    there was a young man named Tom
    who could hit a ball with aplomb
    but an injury did wrench
    his place from the bench
    and his season went terribly wrong

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