Good afternoon.
Dances With Scones has announced that he plans not to have a hair cut until he scores a goal in a competitive game. His target is to raise £75k for Cancer Research from this stunt.
A few immediate thoughts from me. The first is that we’ll turn a few heads fielding the black Benn Gun … to Huddlestone who is shouting “Many’s the long night I’ve dreamed of cheese-toasted, mostly” who plays a sublime ball through to Adbayor …
The sketch is to raise money for Cancer Research. It is difficult to argue against a charity that does such essential work being given more money. But, it does irk a little that the grand total Dances With is aiming for could probably be generated by a whip round from all the first team lads. And the policemen are getting younger.
Tugboat Tommy’s not quick on his feet
When running he’s usually beat
But when big Tommy’s eyes
Saw the seller of pies
His foot was unusaully fleet
Spell check that for me please MS. ;-)
Always been a haiku man myself:
Tommy Thuddlestone
He ate all the scones and pies
That obese bastard