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Aunty’s Got Her Bloomers In A Twist

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Good morning.

Interesting times in which we live. Arsenal supremo Aunty Wenger is bleating again which in itself is not unusual, but this time about the fact that Adebayor has a caveat in his loan deal whereby he may not play against Manchester City. 

Aunty tries to pass this quite standard arrangement off as some sinister tactic that has sent the Premiership into a maelstrom by citing that he allowed both Pennant and Bendtner to play against Arsenal when he loaned them out.

He really is an absolute child. He’s like some mentalist in a restaurant who orders the steak, then spends the rest of his meal not only bemoaning the fact he didn’t order the lobster but it was a conspiracy by the waiter to deprive him because he didn’t recommend the lobster when he ordered.

The timing of the nutty Professor’s comments is interesting. We went third after a consistent run of form that leaves Tottingham 3 points clear of the Woolwich Wanderers who have suffered from  an abysmal away showing and been more than reliant upon Van Pervert. You don’t need to be anymore than a pop psychologist to realize that what Aunty is doing here. Pervert hasn’t hit a vein of form like this in a dog’s age. And outside of the Dutchman he has a squad that can collapse without warning against anyone.

Do you think Manchester City guilty of rigging the deck by buying gifted players and then deciding where they are loaned? If you do, then all I can tell you is, ‘That’s Show Business.’ Why does loaning a player suddenly lessen your control over someone who’s wages your are still paying? And why should a club act in a stealthy manner in all aspects of it’s management?

This is like playing Monopoly and saying it’s not fair that your opponent has loads of houses and hotels up. As long as they weren’t palmed while you were nipping to the lav, it’s called playing the game.

It’s tempting to count chicks that haven’t hatched, but Spurs are playing some slick football and bizarrely we don’t have any huge question marks hovering over our first squad players. We flogged them off in the summer.

The divide between us and them is closing at a rate of knots. And come the end of the season we should look forward to Aunty handing that vile little oik Wilshire a Blankety Blank cheque book and pen to pay his  wager with.

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109 comments

  • lee says:

    the filth are playing a cl game and yet all the media chat is about how they are worried about TOTTENHAMS brilliance. It just gets funnier by the minute.COYS

  • Flange says:

    he also forgot to mention that the last time we played them we won without Adebayor’s goals? Wotta TWAT! Ade also hadnt scored for quite some time prior to Monday.

    What worries Wenger is not Ade specifically but the fact we have quality all over the pitch.

    A new era beckons…

  • SpurredoninDublin says:

    There is a very good reason why loan players are not usually allowed to play against the club owning their registration. It’s called “conflict of interest”.

    I can well understand why Arsehole Whinger is happy to let his players play against them. I can imagine the night before the match, them getting a phone call from a man with a French accent, telling them, “Don’t forget who pay’s your wages”.

  • Cptcaveman says:

    Having the usual debate with the Chelsea scum and wondered if anyone can help…As per usual they are claiming that money doesn’t buy a title, lol…a bit rich I know…of course they did win a champs league spot before the Russian came in…my problem is, Im pretty sure ONLY TWO MEMBERS of that 1st team remained for the team that won the premiership the following year…but I cant seem to find a website anywhere confirming this…Obviously I cant even be bothered to go down the lack of history route, just wanted to end the debate before it even begins really!

    • lee says:

      dude no debate – who gives a shit. tell your mate to shut up and watch the future unfold in front of him. the future is NOW the future is LILLYWHITE!! COYS

  • John White says:

    So let’s get this straight.
    Mr Wenger spends half his press conference saying his players should not worry about Tottenham but concentrate on the game against Dortmund, and the other half of his press conference worrying that Adebayor won’t be available for Tottenham in one particular game, two months away.
    Don’t panic Monsieur Mainwaring!
    They don’t like it up ’em!

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