Good morning.
I tell you what the old Interlull is really building up a head of steam now. In a bid to trump the trending inertia the Welsh blazed an innovative trail by booing something that hadn’t actually happened, is unlikely to take place and if it ever did would have no effect upon anybody anyway. Come on, that is stellar Interlull behaviour.
Scott Parker won the ‘Greatest Player From A Bygone Era To Win A World Cup Final’ as Engerland beat Johnny Foreigner in a comprehensive 1-0 thrashing of another football team killing time before a real game of football breaks out.
Our old mate John Terry has been on the telly quite a bit. Prior to the Spain game he just happened to be filmed jogging with Theo Walnutt. Sadly for the chavtain that jog didn’t seem to convince many at the England presser that he was out of the race hate woods and ‘an advisor’ had to butt in on several occasions. Terry’s forehead resembled a walnutt as the incessant plaintive raising of his eyebrows has turned his fizzhog into a fleshy ordinance survey map.
The Internationals generally have been a mixed bag. The boy Bale scored, we’ve seen Sandro’s footage and van Der Vaart was rumoured to have been involved in a threshing machine accident playing for Holland but it turned out to be a twitchy hamstring that ought to be alright for our next game. Which right now feels like it is sometime mid February.
When we do start playing again Levy & Co will be hoping to sell lots of seats, merchandise and bottles of fizzy pop sans their screw-tops if the Evening Standard are to be believed. Modders is to be the first of our brave boys to burst the salary cap and is lined up to trouser £100,000 a week. Welcome to the brave new world and please use the handrail provided.
Naming Rights Stadium will be built around a corner of the Lane so we should be able to play at Lane until the new gaff is 3/4 done. At least that’s the way the original plans set it all out before it all went twilight zone with the OS.
Anyone heard the new rumours to try to destabilise our club?? Apparently Harry is now odds on favourite to lose his job next…can you believe it??…the Ar5na1 scum are tweeting in their hundreds!! It always nice to hear them go on as that was us in years gone by, hopefull they might lose Henry or Fabs…I finally feel the power has well and truely shifted!
Bookmakers awake everyday with one sole intention old Captain :cool:
That would be because if he gets a custodial, which is possibly two months way,then he is gone. These markets are based on imminent events. If a crazed gunmen were to take Whinger hostage tomorrow and threaten to kill him, he would become odds-on favourite.
They are not really betting on him being sacked.They are betting on him getting bird.
The Gareth Bale incident makes me laugh – “Welsh not British” boyoboyoboyo.
Can you imagine what would happen if the TEAM GB said there will be no Taffs taking part in any of the Olympic sports? We would soon hear them telling you how British they are. Will Colin Jackson be returning his medals which he clearly obtained under false pretences by claiming to be British?
Anyway, as my contribution to Anglo-Welsh relations here is something for you all>
Two Irishmen: Paddy says to Mick: “I’m going to the pictures. Want to come with me”?
Mick: What you gonna see?
Paddy: Moby Dick
Mick: No I don’t like sex films!
Paddy: It’s not a sex film. It’s about Whales.
Mick: I can stand the Fcuking Welsh either.
Your’e the man! :lol:
Seconded.
Now that I have a found the level:
Englishman walks into a pub in Wales, and shouts out “Evening all how are you”? and is totally ignored.
He’s surprised at this as he has heard that the Welsh are such warm and friendly people. He sees an old biddy in the corner of the pub and says to her, “I heard you Welsh were such a warm and friendly people. I come in here and say good evening all how are you, and everyone ignores me”.
The old biddy tells him, “That’s because you done it wrong boyo. When you come into a pub in Wales, yoiu say “Yakky Dar boyos. How Are you” and everybody shouts back “Yakky Dar”.
The Englishman thanks her and tells him he will remember this in future. He leaves the pub and then he sees a man with his feet stuck out underneath a car obviously having a problem. He shouts “Yakky Dar Boyo. How are you”?
He hears a voice from underneath the car sat “Why don’t you Fcuk off you Welsh Cnut.
On a more relevant note, I’ve just been seeing several items to that effect that Barca are not agreeing with the press valuation of our own favourite Welshman. I am not too sure he even wants to leave, but bearing in mind how DL dealt with Cheatski, I can’t see us losing him in the foreseeable future.
Yeah, cheeky gits…just think cause their Barca they can get everyone on the cheap…still cant believe Ar5ena1 sold Fabs to them for the price they did…not in this current market!
Well, as you say, the way DL is dealing with things, if they are not gonna stump up the cash..they can do one!
I noticed that Enfield Town are to host Spurs in their inaugural match and wondered if West Ham would’ve been better advised to ground-share with Town. Firstly the capacity wouldn’t embarrass Hammers fans too much and as it’s in Donkey Lane,any new naming rights wouldn’t have an adverse effect!