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Good morning.

Coming over here taking all our £100 a week jobs, paying tax, spending money in local economies like water… The list goes on. So I hear you’re a racist now Father? When life imitates a Father Ted sketch you know you’ve switched on a flashing neon sign marked TILT somewhere, don’t you? Well you would if you weren’t born Joseph S Blatter.

Sepp Blagger has a terrifying disease. So unchecked is his greed he can’t help but elbow himself to the front of any queue he sees. In his damaged mind if there are people standing in line he presumes he’s missing out. The Interlull has seen the race hate row simmer beautfully. The dog John Terry attempted to wheel out his ‘prahd to be a chavtain‘ speech was greeted with a room of hacks wanting to know if he ever played crazy golf with Nick Griffin.

Acadamy Nominee and sometime footballer Luis Suarez has been charged by the FA following an on the pitch incident that occurred during the Liverpool versus Manchester United fixture at Anfield on 15 October 2011.

It is alleged that Suarez used abusive and/or insulting words and/or behaviour towards Manchester United’s Patrice Evra contrary to FA rules.  It is further alleged that this included a reference to the ethnic origin and/or colour and/or race of Patrice Evra.

Evra I wouldn’t trust as far as I could throw him either by the way – so this indicates to me that the FA have nailed little Luis with information additional to that of the Frenchman.

The cherry on the top of this steaming pile is – step forward – our old mate Septic Bladder of course. The Sepp Blagger Guide to Getting Things Right is on a par with Sister Mary O’Malley’s Book Of Red Hot Sex Tips and the Michael Barrymore Bedside Book Of Pool Maintanance.

Undaunted by the backlash to his let’s not fret over racism in the heat of battle, let’s just shake hands and move on comments, our mate Father Joseph effortlessly compounds his gaffe by using the old, some of my best friends are schwartzers routine and his explanation of how his remarks were ‘misunderstood’ was accompanied with a picture of him with black man who’s name …no seriously is Tokyo Sexwale.

I don’t know about you and I’ve said this before …but life if frequently about perception. If you were in a tight spot, on a global stage and you were offered a PR lifeline …if a man called Tokyo Sexwale was integral to the plan, would you grasp that lifeline come what may, or stop just for a nanosecond and wonder if there wasn’t conceivably any another option?

FIFA advisor: Hey, you know half the world is baying for your blood? We’ve got that snap of you and Tokyo Sexwale we could run – pour some oil upon the water?

Any sane person: $@c& Off!

*Sepp Blagger tees are still available from Reception *

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48 comments

  • dixta says:

    expect FIFA to ensure Israel are drawn in a WC qualifying group with Spain, Germany, Italy and Holland in 2020..

  • abe says:

    What’s with the Tokyo sexwale headline. You do know he is a politician in south Africa!!

  • SpurredoninDublin says:

    Just read an item about Gordon Taylor of the PFA which to some extent dovetails into this blog. Anyone interested, here is the link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2062404/Gordon-Taylor-Spot-betting-racism-misconduct-threatening-football.html?

    I am not seeking to give Terry an alibi, but is it any wonder that there is so much bad behaviour nowadays when from the top down, we see so many examples of bad behaviour, or condoning of same.

    As long as the FA try ro cover up sex scandals by sacrificing lower ranked employees, or Whinger engages in selective blindness, and SAF continues to defend the indefensible behaviour of Rooney, it will not get any better.

    What we need now is a “Geoffrey Howe” moment when his resignation led to the downfall of Thatcher. I honestly believe that England should boycott the World Cup stating the it is due to Blatter, and that we will not be re-entering until he has gone.

    I know some of you might think this is a futile gesture, but I think the newsworthiness of this item: England, the very cradle of the game, the most valuable per capita football market in the world and former champions would rather not play in the biggest tournament in the world, than have to be part of Blatter’s thiefdom.

    People have attacked the media in this country for costing us the world cup. It wasn’t the media in this country, it was the media in the rest of the world who couldn’t be bothered to investigate. I think the story of England refusing to enter the world cup would be far too big, not to investigate.

    Britain has the most complainant friendly libel laws in the world after those that are designed to defend tinpot dictators, and with all the allegations made against Sepp’s posse, one thing I am pretty sure of is that the media would have been sued to death if any of the allegations made against them were in the least bit unfounded.

  • David says:

    Of course Blatter is a liabilty to soccer. He has been for a long time and FIFA is like all these international agencies in that they are simply a gravy train for those at the heart of it, whether you are talking about the UN, Brussels and Europe, the World Bank, etc. Look at the expense accounts of tyhese people they are beyond the wildest dreams of most people.
    The FA is of course the biggest clown in all this saga, they lack the leadership to come out and really take on Blatter and the rest of the FIFA crowd head on. Why? They are simply no better themselves.

  • jim says:

    As astro mentions nothing this idiot does/says would surprise me in the least (discounting stepping down). He is simply a Cock of the highest order, a useless bag of skin and bones that needs to discarded for our game to move on. Personally i would give our FA great credit if they pulled out of all fifa games, regardless of punishment. What this man knows about society today wouldn’t fill an eggcup. He needs to be burst like a bag of twiglets and sent to some old home to mumble and dribble with other demented folk! :pinch:

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