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EXCLUSIVE: Photo Of An Item Discovered In Stoke’s Dressing Room This Evening By A Cleaner

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Good evening.

This just in from one Edith Scrunge, a part time domestic who does a number of public toilets in Stoke City centre and occasionally agency work which tonight happens to include the city’s flagship branch, the Britannia stadium.

Exclusively Edith told HH this evening, ‘ I don’t normally like to interfere, but my Ray – our eldest – said if I was to tell you about what I found, I could possibly get £30,000 tax free cash off you.’

What started off as an innocent item of lost property has now spiraled into being  a key exhibit in what football fans are calling, ‘a full on investigation into a proper diabolical liberty.’


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  • jerkinmahjurgen says:

    You have to look at yourselves first. A couple of players have recently suggested they feel we can come back from one down, even two down. Next thing you know we’re two down against PAOK, then the same against Stoke. Some of them lads are getting complacent. Even Fergie knows you can’t be 1-0, 2-0 down at the start of every game. Another step-up with mentality is needed if we don’t want another 3 months like last year.

  • harry you have a point but i still think your a penis

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